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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I haven't found the cleavage mods for KSP... yet.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just mod in some parts that are spherical and build your own tits. Then send them to the Mun.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A pair of rubber tits, send em to the Mun

Soda machine that doesn't work, send it to the Mun

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

I went looking. So far someone edited kerbal nude models for KSP2 but nobody ever picked them up for an actual mod:

spoilerhttps://smutba.se/project/777d09fa-4c4e-46b1-b577-b75d0c494449/

Don't click unless you wanna see kerbal hang massive green cock.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait I didn't even see this before I posted mine!

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I felt attacked when yours was a single minute after mine haha

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I swear, I was just borrowing the braincell 😂

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Good sharing, you too - please keep it up!

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

Jesus Christ, I knew you were all a bunch of orange cats on here. I just knew it.

[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I like when you encounter a mod you forgot about and it makes the cutscene hilarious.

[–] NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I installed a mod to remove underwear off of people in KCD2. Little did I know that included the men, and worked in cutscenes as well. The scene where King Sigismund was woken up in the middle of the night to some bad news was fucking hilarious. His steward was just standing there awkwardly while his Majesty and his giant horsecock was wreaking havoc on the furniture in some kind of twisted rage orgy.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I looked up KCD2 and at first I thought it read Kingdom Hearts 2 and I began wondering what kind of sick bastard would... But then I realized my mistake. I mean, you're still a sick bastard but there are levels. 😒

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

https://youtu.be/QUhLUqgppKY

Barely more than a year old and already a classic

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

The Halo theme 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago

To fix the jugs.

I've seen this before it I still find it hilarious. I love silly stuff.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

To fix the jugs, right?

The only mod for Tomb Raider that matters is nude Lara

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Wither's big naturals is the only bg3 mod I need.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

Well sometimes you install a mod to fix a bug in your lovers lab animation suite

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Essential Balatro Mod (SFW):

Yuri Blueprint Brainstorm

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Yet another milk drinker I see.

[–] sinextitan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago