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[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 hours ago

Yet another milk drinker I see.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 14 points 17 hours ago

To fix the jugs.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 3 points 12 hours ago

Well sometimes you install a mod to fix a bug in your lovers lab animation suite

[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I like when you encounter a mod you forgot about and it makes the cutscene hilarious.

[–] NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I installed a mod to remove underwear off of people in KCD2. Little did I know that included the men, and worked in cutscenes as well. The scene where King Sigismund was woken up in the middle of the night to some bad news was fucking hilarious. His steward was just standing there awkwardly while his Majesty and his giant horsecock was wreaking havoc on the furniture in some kind of twisted rage orgy.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I looked up KCD2 and at first I thought it read Kingdom Hearts 2 and I began wondering what kind of sick bastard would... But then I realized my mistake. I mean, you're still a sick bastard but there are levels. 😒

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

https://youtu.be/QUhLUqgppKY

Barely more than a year old and already a classic

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 9 hours ago

The Halo theme 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I haven't found the cleavage mods for KSP... yet.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just mod in some parts that are spherical and build your own tits. Then send them to the Mun.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A pair of rubber tits, send em to the Mun

Soda machine that doesn't work, send it to the Mun

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 1 points 7 hours ago

I went looking. So far someone edited kerbal nude models for KSP2 but nobody ever picked them up for an actual mod:

spoilerhttps://smutba.se/project/777d09fa-4c4e-46b1-b577-b75d0c494449/

Don't click unless you wanna see kerbal hang massive green cock.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait I didn't even see this before I posted mine!

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I felt attacked when yours was a single minute after mine haha

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I swear, I was just borrowing the braincell 😂

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

Jesus Christ, I knew you were all a bunch of orange cats on here. I just knew it.

Good sharing, you too - please keep it up!

I've seen this before it I still find it hilarious. I love silly stuff.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Wither's big naturals is the only bg3 mod I need.

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Essential Balatro Mod (SFW):

Yuri Blueprint Brainstorm

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

To fix the jugs, right?

The only mod for Tomb Raider that matters is nude Lara