I know this is a joke, but if You do this with a toddler in the cart, then it becomes all too real
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I take this very seriously and supermarkets have been known to shut down entire aisles just for me to practice the circuit
That would be such a cool map for a new go karting game
Super market trolley racer
If you've got your cute lil kid in that cart then the meme holds up
Best in can do is a large bag of shredded cheese. That work?
Username checks out.
If you ever have kids, never make a grilled cheese
After overshooting and dinging the meat cooler, popping my 3 year old out of the cart and me squatting down to have a heart-to-heart:
"Look, buddy, I'm not blaming you. You're still learning. We learn every day.
But the navigator is a crucial role here. I need you to to call out the distance and sharpness of the turns so that I as the driver can execute the maneuvers"
Him, nodding in agreement "Executing the maneuvers"
"That's right buddy. We'll work on it. What's next on the list?"
"Beers for the boys"
"That's right, buddy."
I was gonna say, I do this with my toddler laughing his head off in the seat XD
That feeling when you luck out on a shopping cart with 4 fully-functioning wheels.
A rare delicacy
I don't understand why so many American shopping carts have back wheels that don't turn. It's weird. All four wheels turn on Australian shopping carts (or "trolleys" as we call them) so you have full 360 degree motion.
wait... ALL the wheels turn? As in rotate and not roll? Thats wild.
In the US they are so paranoid about homeless people stealing carts, they have little strips in the parking lot that fully lock out the wheels if it goes too far from the store. Youre lucky to get a cart that rolls at all some days
They have it at IKEA and I think Costco as well. It's fun but takes a very small amount of time to adjust.
Yes! All the wheels turn! It's nice.
Thats it. Im moving to australia specifically for the the omnicart
Your American trolley skills are insufficient. You'll be overwhelmed by it and just spin around in place.
Thats okay, ill just be utilized as a renewable energy source
I hope you step on the rear wheels in order to steer when you're coasting along
Happy cake day
Ah nice one, didn't even realise!
Also, that year has fucking flown by
Getting that 50/50 weight distribution and going sideways around corners is so satisfying. Sometimes I bring my headphones and listen to eurobeat while timing myself.
Thank goodness I'm not the only weirdo that does this.
I was laughed at just recently for this.
A friend talked about getting weird looks once when doing this ok a shopping trip without the kids
Nah you're a fucking beast, don't let society stop you.
Much better with heelys too. You can lift up the back wheels of the cart and go full initial d.
Pros know you can use the bottom bar.
Are you the drift king?
"I think I can fix him"
You can
Make sure to make the bouncing off the rev limiter noises, too.
I saw this dude walking around the grocery store today with his girlfriend and one look at him and I was like man this guy is a cuck. The way he was looking over his sunglasses just gave him an air of punchability that is nigh unquenchable. Anyway I realized what he was looking at was the big ass nerf gun set and when his lady friend realized she made a face like oh my god this guy can’t be serious. It’s the little things.
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