Chapotraphouse

my gulf state neighbor told me Iranians keep blowing up his tankers so I asked how many tankers he has and he said he just goes to the American naval base and gets a new tanker afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding tankers to the Iranians and then his American milliary advisor started crying

I am honestly giddy at the prospect of Trump sending ships into the strait, my family is looking at me like "what is so fucking funny"

There are easier and more environmentally friendly ways to create artificial reefs.

Hey Trump please send all of America's navy to the Strait of Hormuz.

I'm not an expert in missiles, but it seems like a strait that's 24 mi / 39 km at its narrowest makes it easier for a neighboring country to shoot missiles at ships and harder for those ships to defend themselves.

Hey, kids, I heard you liked escort missions.

Somebody let me know if he actually sends escorts there. I need at least a week to buy enough booze for an "end of US hegemony" party.

"Man tries to solve problem entirely of his own making"

Iran is not playing by the rules of war, rule # 1 the USA wins, jot that down.

sounds like a good way to lose a fuckton of ships lmao

Hey that's cool man but dollars can't be burned for fuel at a very effective ratio

>it is 1807 and the enemy just sank the USS Chesapeake, the US decides to enter the war
>it is 1898 and the enemy just sank the USS Maine, the US decides to enter the war
>it is 1915 and the enemy just sank the USS Lusitania, the US decides to enter the war
>It is 1941 and the enemy just sank the USS Oklahoma, the US decides to enter the war
>it is 1964 and the enemy just attacked the USS Maddox (allegedly), the US decides to enter the war
>it is 2026 and the enemy just sank the USS Missouri, the US decides to enter the war

I have had it with these boat wars.

This isn't your WOKE DEI navy cowards that shoot pew pew guns, this is the christian PATRIOT WARRIOR navy with guns that go BOOM. Iran is too SCARED to take out a BIG MANLY US Naval Vessel. Trump would get so mad if they did!

This sounds like a god awful plan

Marco Rubio said at his press conference today that the aircraft carrier from the iconic music video for Cher's "If I Could Turn Back Time" will be used for this purpose.

the United States Navy will begin escorting tankers through the Strait of Hormuz,

Cope

Escort ships!

Oh is sending a navy ship with a tanker going to protect it from missiles

Of course, the FREE FLOW of ENERGY is only impeded because of our POINTLESS ~~war~~ SMO of AGRESSION. Thank you for your lack of attention to this matter!

If you decide to go diving on these artificial reefs in a few years time, remember there are sharks in this area and take precautions.

Please wait until there are several ships in the strait before firing

Operation Eagle Scream

Who wants to go first?