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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 109 points 1 month ago (2 children)

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These are not intelligent people.

[–] catbum@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

I get mad Succession vibes reading all this.

L to the O, G...

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

An intelligent person would look at that bank account and think "I never have to work another day in my life, why am I still here?"

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Transcript:

"Hello fellow humans. I shall soon commence sensory analysis of this new human food product. I SHALL INJEST THIS FOR MY MIDDAY REFUELLING. Let us scrutinise the product. It has dimensions which impress me. It has constituent components. I am able to identify some of them. I am inexperienced in eating this kind of human food product so must first determine an effective strategem for inserting it into my face hole. I shall now appear to consume a small sample. Yes, indeed that is a human food product. Only McDonalds could produce a distinctive human food product like this."

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago

kinda like zuckerborg trying to act human.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Woopise. Thanks, I'll change it. Though 'in jest' does seem appropriate.

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[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't like parasocial corporate social media accounts but these were pretty funny.

[–] pnelego@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mini should probably start by test driving their cars.

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[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love the sudden jump after he took the bite. He spit that out.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Reminds me of this:

Screenshot from The Simpsons Movie. Krusty is eating a Krusty Burger with a happy face. In the background there's a pig.

Director: Action.

Krusty: Hey, hey! It's your old pal Krusty, with my new pork sandwich, the Klogger. lf you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!

[Krusty laughs and munches on the hamburger.]

Director: And we're clear.

[Krusty spits out the hamburger.]

Krusty: Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 16 points 1 month ago

You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothing!

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think I swallowed some of the juice

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I've always considered McD's to be the bottom of the barrel as far as fast food.

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 5 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Which country are you from?

Here in Italy McDonald's is top quality; probably the best American fast food.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the best American fast food.

Let me dig a hole for the bar you're setting there.

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[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've had McDonald's in Italy and it's the same cardboard taste there as it is elsewhere in Europe imo.

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[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

fast food is the bottom of the barrel

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

there are a few worse regional chains (i know one that uses a fuckin inch of miracle whip on each burger. not even a reasonable amount but like an inch thick on every burger), but national chains yeah

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 month ago

for me i consider McD average it isnt good nor bad.(mcflurry is good though, also it depends on the food)
but ofc there are better restaurants

[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That was fine when it costed significantly less than the other options, same principle that Little Caesars operates on

It doesn't anymore

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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

How much money is being spent daily for a marketing team? Let them do their job and stay out of it. He didn't even know what toppings are on the damn thing.

Elon Musk should have been enough of a warning to CEOs everywhere that being in the public eye is bad for business.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

CEOs should be replaced by AI. They might actually make a good decision or two this way, and save the company tens of millions of dollars.

[–] Seaguy05@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I highly doubt an AI agent that's ready to suggest nuking everyone would make anything but the most extreme decisions to make more money. Like laughably evil shit like sending contaminated baby formula to 3rd world countries or knocking down governments to sell more bananas or reducing quality ingredients to the bare minimum that still technically qualifies as food.... Oh wait I see your point now.

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Do we think this CEO fucks his employees too?

What even qualifies someone to be a CEO? I’ve been doing writing coach work for business majors and it’s just amazing how easy the work is. Imagine your term paper being “write a professional email.”

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe that's why a lot of them think AI is the future. It can do their easy fucking bullshit of a job so they believe it can also do real work.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago
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[–] IamLost@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

It's a delicious product!

[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Eh. It's not as bad as people are making it out to be. Doesn't really deserve attention

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I find it funny that autism-central is raking this guy over the coals for being socially awkward

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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah I was like “where’s the issue?”

Looks like a dude taking a bite out of a hamburger. Yeah he’s doing corpospeak over it but that comes with the job.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

From Penny-Arcade "the least convincing performance of humanity I've ever seen"

[–] Doom@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's a dude that knows their food is literal poison.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

It should be a rule, that a food executive is required to eat at least seven meals a week from the business they are running. Their attitude about food quality would fundamentally change.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

His face says, "I've got a RAGING clue right now..."

[–] RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago

He described the burger with the word gooeyness

Ew.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think i swallowed some of the juice!

Also, where video?

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Instagram, so I haven’t seen it either

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The botox cheeks make it worse.

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 month ago

maybe this is the problem with public companies??

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The comments were hilarious, "like watching a gay man forced to have sex with a woman".

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