Clearly a tank
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According to the documentary Futurama it is a tank with crab legs!
And ice cream is just a byproduct
A tank pre-steam power. The force of steam was known about long before, but not utilized. Maybe because the metals weren't good enough yet to hold pressure? Imagine a steampunk Rome.
Yes, the metal wasn't good enough, and the manufacturing tolerances weren't small enough to hold pressure.
Hero (a dude) of Alexandria made some steam powered stuff around the dawn of the 1st millenia, and some roman dude put steam powered doors in his house, I think some temples had steam powered doors to.
The emporer, I think Augustus the first one, had it presented to him to develop it further and he decided he didn't want to take jobs from the plebs or whatever, had to keep the beggars busy with something. So they dropped it.
Hundreds of years prior, a couple of hundred maybe, Archimedes theorized a steam cannon.
The principle of steam power was known, but the ancient steam engines could only move stuff against little resistance once, while releasing all steam.
It wasn't possible to build a steam engine that could build up pressure and do actual work, until metallurgy and precision machining were developed.
I think the first major application for a steam engine that could do real work was way into the 18th century or something, with the steam pump, to access coal seams deeper in the ground by pumping water out. Not sure entirely though.
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Wild, I watched my wife playing assassins creed last night while holding the baby, this machine was in the game
Never seen it before and now twice in a row.
Damn Baader-Meinhof
Maybe you should help her with the baby so she can game.
Nah if i hold the baby while she games it's to easy for her, she needs an extra difficulty level /s
I was holding the baby. Probably could have worded it better
That's acrobatic level of gaming but I guess ass ass creed these days plays probably like a Toys R us
It is usually what she's doing when i get home from work. As for the decline of AC this is a 360 one she's playing, I beleive brotherhood.
Still very average games in my opinion but she loves them and I enjoy watching her play as she rolls into the missions saying "ohh I remember this, I hated this"
Juggling the boy while gaming until I have a shower and take him so she can rest.
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Probably never see it again either
I've seen this thing at least 500 times in my life, not sure how folks haven't seen it as many times. Did you all not spend hours pouring over Da Vinci's drawings as a kid? As a teen? As a young adult? Yesterday?
Nah, but i did buy a cool book you might be interested in if you like that kind of thing.
The books all illustrated on different survival things.
I bought it and inscribed it for my son hoping he learns from it but never needs it.
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Given a translator, can you even imagine Leonardo da Vinci and Hideo Kojima in a room together?
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...
No, because Da Vinci died in 1519, whereas Kojima was born in 1963.
Yeah, hence "a translator". You didn't think I meant from Renaissance-era Italian to modern Japanese, did you? No one person could probably do that. I meant a translator from this plane to the next.
My dude the other guy was being facetious......
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Was genuinely fun to drive and use on Assassin's Creed.
It must have been one of the Ezio ones, right? I do not recall this machine from the games.
Edit: Brotherhood apparently. I still do not recall, so maybe they were optional and I missed out or it just has been too long. Maybe it's time for a replay.
He would have loved battle bots.
Yeah, he designed these things for Sforza because designing war machines pays money.
Thank you now I understand I thought he liked slaughter?
Its possible he did. People had different sensibilities 500 years ago.
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The machina magnifica!
No don't do this. You're giving gaijin ideas.
It'll be the next tank on Warthunder, under the Italian tech tree.
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If only we could have gotten Da Vinci and the Hussites together in order to build a wooden mech covered in cannons.
Imagine paying for a weapon design only to end up with two incomplete designs and one being a stupid flying thing that will never work and a bunch of naked people pictures that are at least finished, but kind of useless because doctors continued to just poison people anyway
He is one of my favorite historical figures, but he must have been absolutely infuriating to deal with.
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I too have dozens of unfinished projects, so me and Leo are basically the same. /s
It's a panzer.
"Sorry I couldn't work on your commission, I was busy trying to land a job with the Duke"
Stupid is what it is, there isn't enough room for ammo or to physically reload all those cannons. what a rube
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How are the hair spring driven robots more efficient than one big hairspring to drive this thing??
DaVinci needs to take a class on physics.
Da Vinci definitely would have played Orkz.
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