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[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago

This only adds another layer of reinforcement to my firm belief that he's done something that means that he should go to not only jail, but some kind of super-hell when he dies.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

Unless Epstein was an alien, IDGAF.

[–] drspectr@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

This looks like a yakuza game at this point, with these cartoon evil pedo politicians pulling the alien defense.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Dam he got to be a part of a massive sex trafficking ring AND THEN became president and got to hide it. Life is unfair lol

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 hours ago

I was sure you meant "alien" as in "foreigner" but no, you actually mean extra-terrestrial. πŸ‘½

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 7 hours ago
[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 27 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

At this point I don't think we even need to discuss whether the president of the United States of America raped children.

No one who hasn't raped children puts this much effort into hiding files implicating child rapists.

Logically the only other explanation possible is that he's being blackmailed by people who did rape children and if what they have on him isn't child rape, it must be something else pretty bad.

So he either raped children or something else pretty fucking sketchy.

REMOVE THIS TRAITOR!!!

[–] kablez@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I'm guessing he grabbed a pussy and pulled it out Mortal Kombat style.

[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 13 points 9 hours ago

Wait until he finds out he is in them, because he raped an alien baby once.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

WHY ISN’T THIS CLOWN IN JAIL?

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Because Republicans in Congress and every single conservative voter have chosen to shield him from the consequences of his actions.

They are ALL traitors to our nation.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Agreed but Every Israel backed Uni party politician is a traitor in my opinion

[–] Scorned_Sparrow@piefed.social 7 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Won't that upset his Christian base? Isn't it anti Christian to think aliens exist?

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Catholics aren’t opposed to it.

β€œGod became man in Jesus in order to save us. So if there are also other intelligent beings, it’s not a given that they need redemption. They might have remained in full friendship with their creator,” he said.

Father Funes went on to say that Christ’s incarnation and sacrifice was a unique and unrepeatable event. But he said he was sure that, if needed, God’s mercy would be offered to aliens, as it was to humans.

I don’t think this is like official doctrine, but it seems to be the most common attitude I’m finding.

As far as Protestants: the flat earth types might be against aliens because that goes against their everything. I’m really only talking your KJV-onliest or freaky Pentecostal teetering into cult types that would think aliens were literal demons.

But I think most fundies would probably be fine with aliens if they were allowed to proselytize to them, and most mainline Christian churches would be fine with aliens existing.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

They don't gaf about religion beyond the tribal shit and that it gives them a way to act better than those who disagree with them and appeal to an authority that will never contradict them.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 19 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This is because he felt challenged by Obama. He has a pathological complex of inferiority against Obama.

Obama talks about classified files? Trump one-ups and gives the classified files.

Now Obama should need to talk about those Trump-Epstein files...

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hell yeah, power moves. He could be dumb enough to fall for it.

You should be a political strategist.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Obama: "You know, I care a lot about children and I think they deserve to be loved."

Trump: "OH, YOU LOVE CHILDREN?! NOBODY LOVES CHILDREN MORE THAN I DO. THE EPSTEIN FILES PROVE THAT I, DONALD J. TRUMP AM THE BIGGEST LOVER OF CHILDREN."

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 28 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

A significant chunk of American pop culture of the past decades is based on the premise that The Government is Hiding Something.

Trump's going to throw a big wrench in that by releasing fucking everything. Except a few things. A few great secrets.

I swear American pop culture in the coming century or so is just going to be The Government is Hiding The Epstein Files, over and over and over.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Within the next few years America is going to start importing most of its pop culture. The American media industry is dying. Good riddance.

[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Most of our bad media was already an import from Australia.

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[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

All the future super spy movies will be about government pedo rings....... ugh get ready to have nonstop PTSD

[–] Ranulph@thelemmy.club 1 points 8 hours ago

Well who can forget '' Roswell Case Closed'' https://media.defense.gov/2010/Oct/27/2001330219/-1/-1/0/AFD-101027-030.pdf If this is the level of truth we are going to get...who can blame us for remaining skeptical of the Government..

Chronological Anachronism: The report attributes "alien bodies" to anthropomorphic dummies used in Project High Dive, which did not begin until 1953. Skeptics argue it is a fallacy to use events from the mid-1950s to explain a widely reported incident that occurred in July 1947.

The "Memory Consolidation" Fallacy: The USAF proposed that witnesses merged memories of different events (Project Mogul in 1947, dummy drops in the 1950s, and a 1956 KC-97 crash) into a single 1947 narrative. Critics argue this dismisses firsthand testimony by assuming a collective, decades-long memory failure among numerous unrelated witnesses.

False Equivalence of Physical Descriptions: The report suggests that "alien" features, such as bulbous heads, were actually injured airmen like Capt. Dan D. Fulgham, who suffered severe swelling after a 1959 balloon accident. Critics point out that describing a human officer as an "alien" is a logical stretch, especially when the timing is over a decade off.

The "Moving Goalposts" Argument: Some researchers claim the USAF has changed its official explanation four times (crashed disc, weather balloon, Project Mogul, and finally dummies), which they view as a pattern of circular reasoning or shifting narratives to maintain a cover-up. Selective Evidence: The report identifies "hieroglyphics" on the debris as poorly stenciled labels or flowered tape from the Project Mogul balloon. Critics argue this selectively ignores witness descriptions of indestructible, metallic debris that could not be cut or burned.

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 17 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I mean his base is dumb enough to fall for this trick, so it will work perfect.

I really hate how the dept of education has been destroyed over the decades and now over 70% of the country is dumb as bricks.

[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Tbf, I like this distraction better that bombing Iran.

[–] 7101334@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Porque no los dos?

Unfortunately lol

[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago

Sigh. It do be like that thought.

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"...highly complex, but extremely interesting and important, matters."


whaaaaaat??? 🀑

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

Anything, really anything, to distract from the Epstein files.

BTW, how does "Wag the Dog" do in the streaming charts?

[–] Archon_Warslut@lemmy.world 19 points 14 hours ago

there arent any aliens visiting earth. this is another fucking trump scam / distraction / bullshit opportunity. somehow he can make it ultimately about trashing the democrats, or just distracting people from his crimes and economic destruction.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Obama:

aliens exist.

Trump:

Here's proof that he's a lying ni--

Karoline Leavitt:

President Trump called Obama a "nice guy". Anyone who attempts to state otherwise is a terrorist!

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

Country voted for a clown, should not have been surprised when the circus arrived.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago

"There! Look over THERE! SQUIRREL!"

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 25 points 17 hours ago (7 children)

If you told me when I was a kid that the president of the US was going to drop info on aliens and no one would care ... I would have said you were insane. Really, I dont care ... lets see those Epstein files and get some arrests.

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[–] TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (7 children)

Just so that you know, if I spot an UFO, i will maks sure to keep it to myself. I respect privacy of people and otherwodly beings alike.

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