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[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 94 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Go outside and you won't have to ask.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 138 points 3 weeks ago

Me going outside:

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

People are just as fake as AI

[–] jared@mander.xyz 44 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The animals and plants are pretty cool.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Some of them. I'm not a fan of poison ivy, or geese.

[–] snek_boi@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Or prion diseases or parasites that invade brains.

[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Prion disease, like generic mutations, really boggles my sense of self. There's no foreign invader battling your own parts for survival. It's just the substrate that life gets built upon getting fucked up. It highlights the literal truth in the metaphor that we are biological machines.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh my goodness!! YES.

You can be my special Lemmy friend.

[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Geese are at least forthcoming with their intent to mess you up

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Very few things are as fake as AI... and my best guess is most of them frequent some national Congress building.

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Go outside

Instantly tracked by 70000000 AI cameras hooked up to the Palantir database

The sea peoples were right, urbanization was a mistake, we must return to monke

[–] michaelalf@lemmy.world 53 points 3 weeks ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 42 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The genie is out of the bottle, but at some point, LLM/image-gen providers are going to have to raise prices for their services. While this won't do anything to stop self-hosters, it might cut down on the number of casual users just a tiny bit. At least I hope it will!

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 19 points 3 weeks ago

The genie is out of the bottle

This is a lot more like Pandora's Box - all the evils have been let loose.

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Unfortunately realistic image gen can already be done locally on consumer hardware at the cost of additional rendering time. The cat is out of the bag. And while local video gen is pretty easy to spot, the models just keep getting faster and better at a scary rate.

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[–] Goodman@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Glad to be here, witnessing the death of the internet as we know it here together. I'm pretty sure most of you are real so let's enjoy the show together before we all go outside again!

As the internet lay dying I wondered if I should be crying A great gift to mankind is losing it's mind

Should we stay? Said the friends we made along the way

Who are we without web? But who, is the web without the we?

Even as we grieve and leave

Remember.

There is no web without the we And where we go the web will be

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Goodman@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Well Yes!

AI is utter shite at poetry. Its the only proof of humanity I can convey over text except for swearing to show my humanity

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's very good at slightly changing the phrasing of existing poetry and passing it off as an original poem

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[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Goodman@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yes it sort of feels like online ecosystem collapse. Between all the insincerity, ads and slop. Very few online places feel alive :(

[–] Cargon@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Great Unpluggening!

I think the Internet will persist, but the public spaces on the Internet will ba treated like people treat the tabloid magazines at the grocery store checkout. Unused and largely ridiculed.

I expect invite-only microcommunities will thrive though.

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[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago

Oh it's gonna be

[–] enphurgen@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

There was a brief window before this mess where we used to be unsure if things were cake or not, I long for those simpler times.

[–] MadBits@europe.pub 3 points 3 weeks ago

It was all a test all along.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Do you really think there’s a 50 foot tall transparent cow out there?

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Of course there's not a transparent cow out there. But there is a giant blue ox.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

That's where you're wrong. The cow is real but you can't see it because it has 0% opacity. There's not many "unexplained" events that still don't make sense when you know there's a transparent cow out there somewhere

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait till your phone start generating fake photos of your past to gaslight you

Hell, any digital journals you keep could be a fake one replaced by AI

[–] Buffalobuffalo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait are you saying i wasnt holding Flamin' Hot Cheetos™ right after my childs birth?

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

You weren't yet

Soon you will have been

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[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You know I used to think ai was pretty cool because I read a lot of sci-fi and in most sci-fi ai is a very useful tool but now that I've been living in reality for a good 2 years I've noticed that maybe this ai just isn't very nice. It's like that time I meet weird ai Yankovic and thought it was the real Weird Al but all he did was regurgitate edgy talking points and send me videos of giant boobed women dancing.

Needless to say, Bob Barker was pretty cool.

[–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You know I used to think ai was pretty cool because I read a lot of sci-fi

You read a lot of sci-fi and your conclusion was the AI is depicted as good????

[–] varjen@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe they read Iain M Banks Culture books. Several examples of good AIs there.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Of course, who doesn't want their air supply cut off on a far away planet

[–] arudesalad@piefed.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ai IS cool. LLMs and ai art and most forms of generative ai ISN'T cool.

One of my favourite examples of ai being capable of doing good when it isn't being controlled by a trillion dollar bubble is alpha fold

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[–] glibg@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Just turn away from your phone screen and go outside. There is an entire non-AI world to explore and steward.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I’ve been getting back into my favorite childhood TV shows and finding some good library books. No AI slop there. 🙂

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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Pretty crazy there's no PKI in place to verify photos, videos, or text. We just need apps to verify signatures and tell users about the origin. Memes can remain unsigned, but veritable information should always be traceable to a source.

E.g. I'm more inclined to believe a video sourced by AP (sent to me by whomever) than one posted by the white house twitter without signature.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why I accept everything as true.

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[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

There could be two major attacks.

First is pricing realism. Just like many pre-IPO products, it’s trying to gain interest. Someday, it has to make money, meaning everyone with a cheap/cheesy idea will need to pay for it.

The second is legislative attacks related to copyright infringement. I’d see it as a progressive legislator asking them for lists of permission from every image author they’ve grabbed from. Inevitably, they profess “We don’t have that!” And the model is blocked. Admittedly, that is not something I see happening soon, but it’s something to hope for.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

one of the reasons for all the visual LLM garbage is because it's good enough to make you question, and by questioning they know it's causing an unnecessary stress. Eat the slop and enjoy it. Fighting it won't stop it.

It's insidious and makes us question everything now.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you feel it? You won't be able to tell soon and that means you'll just need to plug in like the Matrix. Then it won't matter right? Everything will be constructed. While the billionaires play in the real world. You'll be plugged in but you'll be a billionaire in your own world. You'll have the same thoughts, feelings, experiences except they will be "fake". You just better hope that no one turns your shit off, otherwise reality is hell.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

We've been doing it for decades with photoshop.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Just don't question it, why bother? :3

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Obligatory "Mood"

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm more of a Simmental than a Hereford, but the sentiment's spot on.

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