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[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)


genuinely the best show ever made btw

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Yeah. But (legally) dinner was ~$51 vs I think $150 for "medicinal" Marijuana.

backstory

I only called one service once, back in 2022 I think. Doctor sounded so bored. Prescribing marijuana over the phone for the weakest claims.

🎼 Australians let us all rejoice. For we are one and FREE (Am so tempteted to remind my students that the FREE part means they should be able to access social media as well, but I'm 90% sure they already found a work around over the christmas break)

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 97 points 1 day ago (3 children)

ah yes, weed, the stuff that famously makes you not want to eat

[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Humulene, terpene found in some weed strains (and also other plants like hops and ginger), has some evidence of being an appetite suppressant.

When I first went through the process of getting my medical card, I was required to have a consultation with the pharmacist and she recommended strains with that if I have a problem with the munchies. Personally, I really like to get high and eat so I've mostly avoided those strains, so I cannot attest to the effectiveness of this myself.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I mean, honestly, for me, yeah. It distracts me and makes me too lazy to make a meal.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Exactly, so it leads to eating multiple bags of chips instead.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 46 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

It makes me lazy, but it also lowers the bar for what I consider food.

Why yes I'll eat those 50 individually wrapped slices of American cheese

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 hours ago

In the end there's just a massive mountain of empty wrappers on the couch, they stay there until the next morning.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 10 points 22 hours ago

Fuck you for calling me out like this.

I try to keep that kind of food out of my home so I don't end up doing that, but yeah, sometimes it happens.

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

If you have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome, you won't want to eat. I've had it twice and I lost weight. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 39 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Oh, I'm rolling around at the speed of sound.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Swap codeine for a full bottle of 1990's robitussin.

[–] lukaro@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

The idea is to play a game. Not happening after a full bottle of robitussin.

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 hours ago

dino juice, nice

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Allen just wanted paperclips.

Smiling friends is hilarious

[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

oh man I'm going have to setup EmuDeck again to play this. Criterion did not deserve what EA has done to them, bring back Burnout you cowards.

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 3 points 23 hours ago

they kinda did in 2012

[–] cm0002@mander.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

Diets gross to me, Aspartame just has the metallic taste to me lol

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Bro, if you think I'm gonna smoke weed and not eat 5000 calories of whatever looks good...

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Eating ass, while low calorie, is not vegan.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Unless it’s a Vegan’s ass

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 1 day ago

Does it come with a paperclip perfectly shaped to fix electronics?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Beer and weed sounds like the best of both worlds.

[–] miked@piefed.social 3 points 21 hours ago
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] simulacra_procession@lemmy.today 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Burnout 3 takedown was my jam

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

An occasional burnout paradise session is still fun too

[–] DonGirses@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

I will not stand for Burnout Paradise slander

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

Hungry after work? Too tired to make anything? Try 14 beers for dinner! You surely will not regret 14 beers for dinner

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

I don't partake myself, but as I understand it doesn't weed give you the munchies?

[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

There is some evidence that it depends on the yerpenes, which vary by strain.

Humulene (also found in stuff like ginger and hops) might be an appetite suppressant.

I hope weed gets re-scheduled or legalized in the US so it gets easier to actually research this stuff.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It also makes healthy shit taste better.

You can absolutely fuck up a bag of baby carrots and cucumber sticks and a tub of hummus too.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 3 points 19 hours ago

Unfortunately it can also make unhealthy shit taste even better.

Big time. Keep the kids lunch snacks locked up when I smoke

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Many people yes, some folks no, inject yourself with cheap chinese GP1s and you'll be fine either way.

Diet soda?

I'll stick to Kirkland vodka thanks.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Bullshit. There’s no Doritos on the right.

[–] tino_408@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

How dare you leak my diet 🀬

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Throw the Diet cans away and get real Dr. Pepper and you’ve sold me.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where the fuck you buy that giant can of diet Dr pepper? I need it now!

[–] cm0002@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Convenience stores and gas stations usually and maybe Walmart (bleh)

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Is that a bag of kale and yogurt?

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 2 points 23 hours ago

I mean I'll play a PS2 game instead of eating, period.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'll take both, but I'd like to sub for star citizen and some edibles. And make it 2 beers.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 19 hours ago

Dont forget the fried food

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