ParadoxSeahorse

They have no idea

More likes here! Surely feddy way connect platforms?

The real gold were the bugs we met along the way.

Eg. 4th November release notes:

• Hospital patients and babies don't shut off the brains of people carrying them, again.

Classic babies

Say what you want about Altman, he is a fantastic grifter. Instead of suing the shit out of his worthless hypebag bullshit machine “company”, they’re… paying… him… to license their characters…? These corporations have lost their goddamn minds for this snake oil

Ah the MX Master 3, brilliant choice

In fairness some buggers print their emails

Tribal, yet futuristic. PAPYRUS!

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!

I asked myself “how does something so obviously bad for his reputation get in his autobiography?”. I have to presume that raping children was so disgustingly normalised, so tragically banal, that the only reason he brought it up was as a “fun story”, because her father was a police chief and she was reported missing. The fact that she was fourteen was probably only even mentioned to:

1. Raise the stakes and make the story more exciting
2. Give him some cover (she only told me afterwards)
3. Make the story more titillating (and once I knew, I did it again!)

What a complete asshole.

What a beautifully festive homage

Unrequited love:

Stuck in separate rooms

She sends him sweet damp laundry

Can’t reciprocate

I will not accept a rotting avo

I’m just glad I sleep really well for a few hours if I stay up all night