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crossin me property line to nab up ME snow? what a' bloody wanker. e' shoulda just used es' own bloody snow christ sake

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Don't be daft. His bins were there.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 1 points 44 minutes ago

*dishwasher

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The court granted him 33% custody of the resulting man.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 hours ago

Wow, he really has that neighbour by the balls

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 54 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Moy land moy snow simple as

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 21 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 6 points 7 hours ago

You wanna take this outside?

[–] bibbasa@piefed.social 5 points 5 hours ago

oi, you got a loicense for that snow?

[–] J92@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This is a whole sub-genre in British tabloids. Absolute melts pointing at things with a sad or annoyed face.

Cannot for the life of me remember the collective term for them.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] J92@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Yes! Exactly this. Hahahaaaaaa. Whadda buncha shites.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 21 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (7 children)

Says the man with appliances on his front lawn. The British really are the ‘mericuhns of Europe aren’t they?

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Hey, don't talk shit about his snowman.

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, the British helped to make us

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

They also helped to make Canada, Australia, and New Zealand, and they turned out better than we did.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

British: “You’re weak!”

Americans: “I’m you!”

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

i thought that was some sort of weird British mailbox but you're right that is just a refrigerator on their lawn lol

In the snow - the perfect example of pointlessly redundant

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

We don't really have those imo. AFAIC the Bri'ish are our bro'as.

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 2 points 6 hours ago

De Gaulle vetoed the British application to join the European Economic Community (EEC) in 1963, famously uttering the single word 'non' into the television cameras at the critical moment, a statement used to sum up French opposition towards Britain for many years afterwards.[41] Macmillan said afterwards that he always believed that de Gaulle would prevent Britain joining, but thought he would do it quietly, behind the scenes. He later complained privately that "all our plans are in tatters".[35]

American President John F. Kennedy urged de Gaulle to accept the United Kingdom in the EEC, stating that a Europe without Great Britain would create a situation in which the United States were bearing the enormous costs of Europe's protection without any voice. Kennedy applied pressure to de Gaulle by threatening to withdraw American troops from European soil, but de Gaulle believed that the United States would lose the Cold War if they were to leave Europe.[42] It encouraged de Gaulle to see Great Britain as America's "Trojan Horse".[43]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_policy_of_Charles_de_Gaulle

[–] totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

In his defense, he is doing his best to save the climate by keeping his refrigerator outside in the Winter!

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

An indoor refrigerator in the winter is essentially a resistive heater. It's not nearly as good as a heat pump, but may be better for the environment that burning gas, depending on the local electricity mix.

[–] totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That is an excellent point that I had not considered—it might actually be more efficient to make use of the heat in your food to heat your home than to pump it outside!

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

That's not my main point as I don't think the heat capacity of food is so important over the long term.

I mean, that the inevitable inefficiency of the fridge in a closed system, is no different, that any other device consuming the same amount of energy, as it all ends as waste heat.

[–] deHaga@feddit.uk 4 points 7 hours ago

Power companies hate this one trick

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

his neighbor? Colin Furze.

[–] unnamed1@feddit.org 7 points 6 hours ago

Is this Snowman real? It looks so pretty

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

also I feel like this area would be soo cozy without the fence and with a big tree to give some shade to rest under. maybe a hammock tied to the house or something too

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

The front garden is not space to get cozy in the UK, especially if you live somewhere where neighbours pose for compo face for the local paper, have a triple head crease at the head neck neutral zone, keep white goods or sofas in the front garden etc. I expect if you explore the area where this photo was taken, there is a pub with a flat roof and no other amenities than a chip shop, bookies, vape shop.

For the record, I absolutely love places like this

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 8 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

But then who's fuckin tree is it? Who's leaves when comes time to rake? Who's shade? This doesn't end.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Will the real tree shady please stand up

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Who’s shade?

Depends which angle the sun hits it at.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 2 points 6 hours ago

I think you're overestimating the amount of nice, sunny days available in British weather :)

[–] SeventySeven@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

In a perfect world they could remove the fence and plant a tree in the middle to mark the property line. Everybody wins!

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 0 points 3 hours ago

Keeping a fridge outside in the winter is brilliant. Saving on electricity is good for the environment.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 6 points 7 hours ago

I wan'ed that fackin snow foh me fackin frig you cant.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 1 points 5 hours ago

How dare he? To each there snow and no trespassing!

[–] X@piefed.world 5 points 7 hours ago

oi u got a loicense fer that groipe mate

They're minerals, Marie!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 6 hours ago

Can he prove it? Has he done a DNA test?

Yeah, that's what I thought. Fridge Wanker.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago

They've just made a cuboid one nearer the house