Who could have foreseen health issues arising when I eat steak drenched in liquid heart attack for every meal?
this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2026
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That's just the government recommended nutrition guidelines now
Lowering the the average life expectancy, to own the libs.
The American Mao will double the life expectancy of the average American when they introduce them to this new food called "vegetables."
It's important that setbacks like this don't make her give up on her dream of being a health influencer.
The baby probably had a cough that she was treating with, idk, colloidal silver causing them to turn blue from Argyria
Raw milk. Leave it out on the counter for a few days to thicken up a bit. 
losing Scott Adams was a huge hit.
If you absolutely must develop a parasocial relationship with a right wing grifter who doesn't give a shit about you, at least start stanning some people who actually believes in modern medicine. "Oh my biggest heroes were Herman Cain and Scott Adams. I sure hope nothing bad happens to RFK Jr. and Jair Bolsonaro, my next 2 favourites behind Jordan B Peterson (the B stands for Black mold)
Apparently the mold is from cleaning out his late father’s attic
https://www.reddit.com/r/JordanPeterson/comments/1qgi9iw/comment/o0my9ij/
Jordan Peterson: "you can't be a leftist! Clean your room instead!!!"
Also Jordan Peterson: literally fucking dies from cleaning
Lmao I didn’t think about that. He got Herman Cained
because of course he's not gonna wear a mask when poking around in a moldering attic for days on end.
masks are woke you marxist 
Should have worn a mask doing it. But we all know real men don't use protection in anything. /s
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then stop doing the devils work
Your family and your movement and ideology is rotten to the core. Its so inhuman, its no wonder its killing you all.
imagine thinking you are so important the devil would target you personally. smh
Etsy witches at it again
All red meat diet sounds like the culprit tbh
He was cleaning a dank, unventilated, moldy attic over a period of several days immediately before his current health issue.
I believe the prions, the cancer and the mold are having a 3 way war inside his body like an RTS. The prions seem to going into Dark Templar, the cancer is going all in on banelings, while the mold has taken an expansion in the lungs to pump up Vespene gas income.
Black mold futures are looking up!
He got that Mr Burns shit where all the diseases are struggling to fit through the door but the mould infection just squeeeeezed though. Big ups for Mould.
What a vividly horrifying image. Go on 
baby turning blue
Trust the plan, ~~patriots~~ James Cameron in control
Blaming health issues on Henry Kissinger posthumously is bullshit!
Excuse me but Esperanza Aguirre is alive and well
These people are so fucking evil and stupid. I feel sorry for the innocent kid caught up in the mix.
Damn, has he tried eating more meat?
I'd call it karma personally but hey ho
Oof. Tough time to be a purveyor off CCP Milking Experiences.
Listen kids, eat your brocs 🥦 and salad 🥗
It has to be the Devil, there's simply no other explanation.
It's terrifying to have no grounding in science, and to have your model of the world constantly floating with the alt-medicine etc. trends. But no one deserves to live in that terror more than the ones working to strangle science and grift off the trends.
thoughts and prayers
I feel like JP is an opportunistic grifter like Adrian Zenz
I've given the guy more attention than anyone should, and I can promise you he believes every single thing of his own bullshit.
You'd be correct in saying that about Mikhaila though.
i dunno he puts his body on the line for his beliefs
Wait I thought JP is turning blue, which is whatever. Her baby is turning blue? Someone call CPS
Is she giving the kid colloidal silver or what?
or way too much fluoride
Yeah serioulsy wtf.
Per the tweet, “Raw vulnerability from the Peterson family” 
So cool that Mikhaila is into The Binding of Isaac! 
What goes around, comes around.