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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I had a house with something like the first one, although it had a railing installed.

At first I hated the railing and considered removing it. Then I slipped on the hardwood steps on my way down into the pit. A whole 20 inches doesn't seem like a lot, but let me tell you that hitting my ass halfway down was enough to make me re-think all of it.

Aesthetically, conversation pits are amazing. That said, they are absolutely built to fuck up someone's day the very moment they're not being careful.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

"It puts the lotion on its skin"

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I know it’s a shitpost, but…

As cool as they might look, imagine trying to keep those things clean. Just constant vacuuming.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

This is why all the materials should be waterproof and a drain should be placed in the center of the pit. Then you can just pressure wash the whole thing

I, too, have tried to convince my partner to make it an orgy pit.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Sooooo, you're saying shag carpeting all over?

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The concept behind this design is really fascinating and actually harkens back to very very old house design, like 1500s, where people would have a little cubby with benches next to a fire.

Read about Frank Lloyd Wright and his first few house designs (i think the Fallingwater house is a key one) to get the bigger picture on this. He (in ~1910 i think) literally brought back an element of domestic architecture we'd left behind. Comfort pits from the 70s are downstream of this, in my opinion.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 43 minutes ago

Fallingwater is very interesting, visited as a teenager, with no concept of anything, especially fluid dynamics, but I had seen how heavy snowfall led to heavy river rise that flooded my home and fucked up my life. And i had a vague idea that we all understand, which is that water always wins. So when I saw the interior of Fallingwater, I was like, this shit is not a place humans could live.

Tl:dr fallingwater is leaky and damp

[–] lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Against the advice of literally every person we talked to (with the main argument being 'resellability') our new home is being built with one!

[–] SmokedBillionaire@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I love this. For the past few years I've fully embraced the whole "our house is for us, not the next buyer" mentality and not making good choices for the next owners is great.

I don't give a shit if other people don't like my paint colors, it isn't their wall!

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Could you not just preemptively have a plan in place to cover it up? Like “okay if we are going to sell we just drop in a floor on top and pretend it wasn’t there”?

[–] lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

If I get old and have to move out, it's their problem - I think by then it will have come full circle and be in vogue again.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I hope you don't plan on living there when you're older and need mobility aids!

But genuinely, I'm sure it's gonna look cool AF.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 minutes ago

Usually a conversation pit is avoidable, as seen in the pictures. Shouldn't be enough to render the whole house unusable

[–] lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 hours ago

The plan is def a forever home! If I can't make a step or two the whole house will be a wash, lmao

[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like I remember somebody saying they tend to cause flooding or water damage? Like I guess the foundation can separate and water seeps in? I could be completely misremembering that though.

[–] lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 hours ago

Wer'e on the top of the hill and the foundation is pier and beam, off the ground - we're gucci!

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 30 points 6 hours ago

it puts the wood paneling on its walls or else it gets the economic recession again

[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SanctimoniousApe@piefed.social 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Mine would look like the bridge from Star Trek.

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I love this idea, but wait which bridge?

Like DS9 where everyone is all over place and shouting to be heard? Like NX01 and TOS where everyone is facing away from each other and have to spin around to make eye contact because the cap likes to look at the backs of people's heads? Like DISC where everyone is spread so far apart (like they have cooties) and away from the captain that she can't even remember who's on duty and everyone but the helms women and the cap have to stand the whole time? Like VOY and TNG where everyone has assigned seats and can actually see the TV (view screen)?

[–] udon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

The oval table looks like a gamepad

[–] aeiou@piefed.social 7 points 5 hours ago

all of them look like a great way to break your ankle in the dark

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

You can make the niche without the pit. Unless you have some reason at all to use the different level, it's completely unnecessary.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 6 hours ago

A place to moisturize

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I fucking love late 60s to mid 70s architecture. Not so much the colors, tho. Rust orange, brown, and vomit green aren't very cool.

[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I can definitely see why people dislike the colors but there's something about the 70s (I prefer to think of it as avocado) green paired with wooden mid century mod decor. It just gives me cozy vibes for some reason

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Totally agree that there are combinations that jive within that framework.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

"It put's the lotion on its skin" pit aside, a fair bit of that stepped layout has some correlation with the higher rate of swinger or "key parties" that took place from the late 50's into the 70's. A fuck pit, if you will. Bring 2 buckets.

[–] standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Dawg I don’t think any of us could figure out how to drop a floor on a slab for cheap so we could manage it. Would be hella lit tho

Raise the floor around where you want the pit

[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

that top right one genuinely just looks like a pit to hell i don't think anyone's gonna have a casual conversation in there

~~unless you're potatos and chell, of course~~

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Tap for explanationIt’s the pit from Silence of the Lambs…

[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

sorry, personally i take residence under a monolithic chunk of stone so i was unable to get this reference

i was also only born within the last two decades

the silence of the lambs is a 1991 american psychological horror thriller film.

missed it by one (and a half, give or take) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 hours ago

You should not have had to explain this, old timer. Life ain’t fair.