Imagine thinking Trump raised a single one of his kids
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Imagine suffering through a conversation with Baron?
No thanks
Dipshit chuds think Trump took Barron out camping and showed him out to shoot a gun and set snares for food. In reality the kid was shuffled around from nanny to nanny and yelled at by Trump when he wandered into his office.
"raised" doing a lot of heavy lifting in these sentences
Kamala married Doug and by proxy his children when they were already like 14, she didn't raise shit
And the only thing Donald knows about Baron is he does computer
Yeah but everything's computer ergo Trump knows everything about Barron
The right is a Batman villain named Slick Joey, whose thing is that he's just a mafia guy. The left is a Batman villain named the Grungler whose thing is that they commit crimes involving hairspray, a crate of string cheese, and a 1980s action figure of Andre the Giant.
it dawns on me... is baron even really a proper name? did they really just name their kid a title.
my son's name is Governor. my daughter's name is Viscount.
Trump used the name 'John Barron' to 'leak' information about how rich he was and that sort of hype material to reporters in the 80's, he had to stop using it after a court made him admit it was him. To Donny it's a way of naming his kid after himself, and I bet after seeing how Don jr. turned out he really wanted another stab at that
Name's Baron, Robber Baron
Most of our names are either titles or descriptors if you go back far enough. I'd be surprised if this one hasn't been used plenty of times before.
If it hasn't that means Trump did something unique which I find difficult to imagine.
hey if people name their kids earl and carl, why not baron?
imagine if he becomes one; "Baron Baron Trump"
Technically he would be "The Lord Trump" or "Barron William Trump, Baron Trump" which is worse.
Gouverneur Morris was a Founding Father, early ally of Alexander Hamilton, and capitalist who made a fortune off financing the American Revolution.
And then you have Garfield's doctor, Doctor Doctor Bliss.
Telling my son he can’t be Cody anymore he has to be Marriesheiress if he wants to shoot for the moon with this nominative determinism stuff
She wants me to call her Vicky and she just got a nose piercing and says I'm chopped and washed??
I just remember Kamala's daughter promoted aid for Palestinian children on social media and had a UNRWA Gaza donation link in her bio... but removed everything after Kamala/Doug allegedly gave her a stern talking
I'm 100% sure the person on the left is a way more normal and socially adjusted individual
Left: Asks you how your day was and relates to you.
Right: Opens the conversation by showing you Elon's tweet about Alex Pretti being a demon on his phone.
The person on the left could also be part of that meme about a toxic polycule calling someone out on discord.
Unless they're based and have called out Kamala or something I guess. They just scream "trust fund baby who won't pay their rent in a punk house" to me
The person on the left actually infiltrated the residence of the Second Family after Biden's election.
Elon's tweet about Alex Pretti being a demon
is that real? couldn't find it
Made it up.
Completely plausible and in character though...
One looks annoying, the other is Patrick Bateman brought to life.
Forcing a child to wear a suit everyday is not a w
actually baron wears the suit by choice he loves things like that like his suitcases
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Right sells schwag at 300% markup, straight up tells you its schwag but knows you’re desperate to get anything.
Left sells you schwag but dresses it up as a new shit colored strain from the Himalayas, just making up the terpene profile of what is actually sargassum
Is Kamala's child a lib or something? What'd they do?
Kamala raised a kiddo with PRONOUNS
What'd they do?
in this case the issue is probably the bright colored clothes
It's clear to me that the right just hates them for thinking outside the box. But the thread is that they belong in a reeducation camp. I was wondering if there was something of substance to critique
They did the crime of existing as Kamala's child.
The real funny part ofnthese dunks the right tries to do trying to dunk on her looks is she is literally a fasion model and designer. She is literally "peak beauty" as a profession.
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