this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
146 points (100.0% liked)

Chapotraphouse

14245 readers
964 users here now

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 

I am praying that America goes to war with Europe. The dildo of consequences shan't be lubed.

all 28 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Usually the flag draped over the coffin thing is one of those extremely effective methods of national propaganda, kind of like how fighter jets look cool as hell despite knowing that they're pretty much exclusively used for evil. IDK why but the Italian flag just doesn't do it for me, they look like little buffet tables or something. They should probably adopt the 40k aquilla or something and just pretend that it's Roman.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you live anywhere that had a large influx of italian immigrants it just reads pizza-box instead of sovereign state. For reasons I do not know the italians decided to plaster their flag onto everything they sold - not that it's bad stuff - but it does give pizza box / dolce vita on a highway rest stop vibes now.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

OP needs clipart of Mario saying mamma mia

[–] Wisp@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 days ago

Your candy cane delivery is on the way

[–] Salah@hexbear.net 44 points 2 days ago

Europeans love to distance themselves from US warcrimes so that they can keep believing that they are not part of the imperial war machine. But they also can’t stand it when US people tell them that they are useless so they have to brag about their warcrimes anyways. I do wonder if this makes some Europeans think twice about what they were led to believe but unfortunately I doubt it.

[–] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dumbest part is that America had enough soldiers to do all its warcrimes alone. The euros only joined for helping sanitise American reputation and getting to claim their share of the pie.

[–] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Euros joined in for the love of the game which is to kill innocent people.

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Redditors really live in an imaginary world huh. What is this supposed to mean, that they got killed for no reason? Not even american libs give a shit about this, 99% of americans only care about the US soldiers who died in Iraq and Afghanistan.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I assume this is in response to Trump piping up about Greenland. He's probably all "we need this because you guys don't do shit for national security" and the response is all these pictures of boots going "oh, these people did nothing?! That's so rude!"

But after an internal investigation we've decided that every invader getting murked in Afghanistan was self defense. So YTA it turns out

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago

Trump thicc-trump got these Euros to tell on themselves. Lol well played mf

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 days ago

We are an auxiliary of your third world imperialism keep that over there.

[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

noting

all the italians did in iraq was noting stuff down? damn.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

war crime exchange program

very-smart

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

If I didn't want to die in Iraq, I would simply not take notes for America.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

So instead of continuing to pretend these people were fighting for freedom and helping the people of Afghanistan we're getting mad that Drumpf isn't saluting them, therefore tacitly admitting that these people died purely in service to US interests. Leave it to reddit to invent new levels of cuckoldry hitherto unseen.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

That'sa spicy meataball

[–] ObamnaSoda@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago
[–] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

Karma is a bitch, huh?

stalin-gun-1stalin-gun-2

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

okay edgelord

[–] QinShiHuangsShlong@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

barbara-pit

Or

wall

For all Amerikkkan and €uropean liberals, "leftists" and fascists.

[–] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 days ago

Motherfuckers came back in Christmas wrapping.

[–] WasteTime@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They look like huge pencils with eraserheads.

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Euro libs the same as Amerikkkan libs: all about "hypocrisy" gotchas, go mask off to do it without even noticing.

[–] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

I don't get how they don't see the irony

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

This is what happens when I played Super Mario World as a child