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[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yo, when the new groceries droppin?

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

1 healthy grocery please

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't want to eat the common groceries that everybody eats. I want the rare ones instead! Anybody knows some hidden underground supermarkets to get the super rare groceries?

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why settle for rare when you can grind for a legendary drop?

[–] mech@feddit.org 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Legendary grocery: Surströmming
Area effect: On opening the can, everyone in a 100' radius won't be hungry anymore

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Cort@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Unless they're swedish, then it's ineffective

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Legendary Grocery: Taleggio
Effect: upon placement in any enclosed space, said space will continue to Smell like Taleggio until overridden by another Legendary Grocery

[–] DeltronZero@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Yes, now if you’ll look over here, these are my commemorative groceries.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

But I don't wanna grind the legendary, I want it whole!

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it possible to farm groceries?

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Technically I think that's how all groceries start, by being farmed.

[–] SilverFlame@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're not gonna believe this; if you just stick food in the ground and wait, you can duplicate it!

Devs, fix this exploit, pls. Cheaters taking advantage.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 1 week ago

There's some distinction between farms and ranches, although they often are used interchangeably because many ranchers also have farms.

I still think it's weird that a commercial chicken raising business is called chicken farming.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Grocery tierlist

Starting off with the obvious s rank. You know it, you love it. A single bag of potato wedges that you pretend you forgot to purchase.

[–] canofcam@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Unironically a sack of potatoes should be an S tier ranked grocery. They are extremely versatile, can be as healthy or as unhealthy as you want them to be, make some incredible delicious things, and are also one of the cheapest things by weight.

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

But it's a common drop! Every peasant has them

[–] Mandarbmax@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Don't forget how long they last without going bad! Berries wish.

also S-tier: stolen spiral bone-in ham. pretty much any stolen food is S-tier. the crime makes it taste better.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Grocery stores hate this one weird TRICK: How to cause groceries to pop up in your yard like magic

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The four types of groceries: common groceries, rare groceries, epic groceries, legendary groceries.

shiny groceries

[–] Gobbel2000@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago

Is the point that they are just bots trying to appear natural?

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

But the loading error icon got mad cake

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yet you post with BIG markup like a Redditor would do on a sports sub.

Curious.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

[–] Kertyna@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did they patch the groceries dupe glitch yet?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

They tried to by putting cameras over the self-scan lanes, but you can just wear a puffy coat

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Hey guys when they gonna drop them new groceries mod

[–] Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Me in the grocery store circa 2021 looking for Huy Fong Sriracha

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

People posting about Reddit here.

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Speed-running digestive health

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 week ago

My fiance has a ton of food allergies. The rare grocery drops for us are at the Woodman's.