Thank you for (poorly?) censoring the word "died", I was scared that I might see a reference to mortality online today. Phew, dodged a bullet! Aah!
this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2026
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If you say "No I don't want that.", legally speaking, Death can't get you anymore.
This one weird trick Death doesn't want you to know about!
This new immortality trick helps you avoid Death, and Deaths all over the world hate it!
Whenever I see one of these but a dental trick, the title is always like "this new trick to help you remove your surgically implanted gums really works, and dentists hate it!" And I'm like "well I'm not gonna try it. Dentists probably hate this cause they be fixin everybody's gums now cause of this." And the article never tells you why dentists hate it
If I remember correctly, someone once went down the rabbit hole of clicking on one of those links and documented the experience, and it was a maze of link after link that would make those AI bot trapping programs proud. If you actually got to an article, I'm blown away.
"Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!"
Until eventually, after days of snorting caffeine pills and dancing like Jessie Spano, you manage to mumble “I’m so scared” before falling asleep involuntarily… and swiper finally swipes.
I straight up thought there was some shit on my phone screen
Other apps and sites will straight up not publish your post if it contains certain words.
Gotta protect that advertising revenue.
Mine cousin doth part the veil mortal.
I love when people do that. Think about the childrens!
#algospeak
It really fucked me up when Dumbledore announced that house Slytherin would get one point for "every Irish papist who did not deserve to be killed by British muggle soldiers", and continued "naturally, the score has not changed". No idea how J.K. got away with that one.
Not so fluent in the lore or how to search it. Where from or which book?
Harry Potter and the Troubles of Ireland
I always get that one mixed up with "Harry Potter and the Irish Republican Army".
That was the Seamus Finnegan spinoff series I think.
It's not, they made it up.
Seems unnecessary to invent shit about the Harry Potter lady.
You're in a shit post community. Nothing here is necessary.
It is necessary to shit, so there is that.
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It was a funny joke, a fun juxtaposition of the child's book already under discussion, and a contentious and violent period in recent UK history.
From Harry Potter and The Fucking Wizard
Plot twist/spoiler: turns out Harry was The Fucking Wizard
What? But he was just Harry.
Until Hagrid burst down the door and calmly proclaimed Harry to be, at least, a wizard
A wizard!?!????
Wait was it lizard?
Gotta be a lot like dating a Disney obsessed person.
Same energy.
Hey, is this the 500/10 guy?
Oh my.
I knew someone like this except he would regurgitate stupid quotes from anime. It got so bad that after he would finish I'd just start asking "what anime is that from?" And a few times he actually named them. 😒😮💨
My ex husband couldn't hold conversations. He could only quote fragments of lines from movies & Simpsons & Futurama.
STOP FUCKING POSTING CENSORED SHIT
Oh damn I didn't even notice I thought my phone had some dust or thrash on it but yeah theyve censored the i in "died"
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This is really funny and I approve
also, somebody who is au fait with transphobia
Sometimes I wonder if I was too out of touch when I couldn't quote movies and pop media, then I remember shit like this...
Yeah but what about Epstein?
He didn't quote Dumbledore much that I know of
Is that the hat thing?
I loved hp. Until I discovered adult hp Fandom and then I couldn't distance myself from it quicker
Honestly I think HP is very good. It's a shame that the author is a huge asshole.