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[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 3 points 52 minutes ago* (last edited 48 minutes ago)

Birds lay eggs and bees pollinate.

For the traditional story, birds are girls, bees are boys.

Hence the common UK slang of calling girls "birds" or in the US "chicks".

Ironic given that bee sexual reproduction is probably the least analogous to humans in the entire animal kingdom and the VAST majority of bees that you encounter outside the nest (and the only bees with stingers" are sterile female worker bees.

[–] quail@lemmy.ca 1 points 22 minutes ago

Gender neutral id wager. Just go in one and do your business. If some people are offended who cares

Shit outside the doors as a protest against unclear signage

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 18 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

If that was Poland it would be pretty understandable since nearly every bee is female* while "ptak" (bird) is widely used synonym for penis.

*i never met anyone who wouldn't know this, also even the word "pszczoła" (bee) is always feminine in language

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 10 hours ago

Plot twist: It's a trick, both rooms are full of wasps!

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Aliens from outer space that resemble birds and bees have recently infiltrated earth and are slowly but surely taking over earth's restrooms.
You are neither their species, so it's best to turn around and go home.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago

Just pick a random one. They are nonbinary as far as I am concerned.

[–] alottachairs@beehaw.org 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 4 hours ago

aaaand a beak

[–] Psiczar@aussie.zone 8 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

Bees pollinate (boys), birds lay eggs (girls).

[–] observes_depths@aussie.zone 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

But birds also pollinate! Ahh

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Am I supposed to lay eggs??!?!!?

[–] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Wren@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

How did I forget that... Good one.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 hours ago

Those are both things only the females of the species do

Worker bees (which are female) go outside and pollinate; female birds lay eggs.

[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 hours ago

Birds big (boys), bees small (girls)

[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Bird is slang for girl, Bee = B for Boy

[–] NIB@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

In greek, bird is slang for penis(πουλί).

[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

A restroom for girls with penises.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 1 points 46 minutes ago

Only the female bees have stingers.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 172 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

It's not gendered, it's birds for turds and bees for pees.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

It's actually quite refreshing to have some female company at the next urinal along.

[–] ollie@pawb.social 59 points 20 hours ago (7 children)

i like this one, very inclusive

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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 43 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

This post made me realize, I've only ever heard "the birds and the bees" referenced, but never actually how it's applied during sex ed.

But uh, turns out this does not make any sense in that context either. It's just two separate examples to explain sexuality, so bees pollinating flowers and birds laying eggs. They're just used as examples, because they're visible in nature and somewhat resemble the mechanics of sex.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_birds_and_the_bees

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 17 hours ago

I always thought the bird part was related to plant reproduction, too. Like how birds eat fruit and shit the seeds out lol

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 15 hours ago

They should have used the eggplants and the peaches. Before cell phone emojis that would have made things even more confusing. Then Piper Perry could do the putting the condom on the eggplant demonstration, and every boy could feel inadequate for the next several decades.

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[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 87 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

The sign in the right says "bees", but the picture shows a creature with eight legs, two body segments, and no wings. That's no bee, that's a spider!

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

First set is arena, third is the wings, the come out straight with no detents like the other six legs.

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[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 52 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (3 children)

I've been stuck in this exact situation at a local pub. It's even worse when you've downed 3 pints so you're simultaneously drunk and been holding it for way too long cause you had to finish explaining a friend why Marx was right.

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[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

The gendered single person bathroom. I never understood those.

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 37 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (5 children)

I've heard reasons for it like "women's bathroom needs places to dispose of pads/tampons but, like, it's a box on the wall. Put one in both.

Also heard reasons along the lines of "men are faster at using the bathroom so why should we need to share with women" (even though with single bathrooms the washing your hands part is the time bottleneck, not the peeing part) or just general disgust at the idea of sharing a bathroom with the other gender (have heard it from both genders).

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago

My second favorite washroom was a grand all-genders one at a bar. There was never a wait and it had a hang-out area so you could keep an eye on your friends if they got too tipsy, or just do nose drugs with strangers. Mostly nose drugs.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Yeah duuuuh. Women leave their claw marks everywhere, blood splatter, and oh my god throw that tampon to the trashcan it's literally there for that reason!

But also yeah duuuh, men take personal offence at the idea of not pissing all around the stall, and washing hands has to include splattering water, somehow, behind the stall. Also never manages to drop the paper towel to bin.

We are all terrible lil shits <3

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

women’s bathroom needs places to dispose of pads/tampons but, like, it’s a box on the wall

Isn't it just a trash can? Why does it need to be on the wall?

[–] causepix@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 hours ago

A can on the floor would be super impractical.

There needs to be one in every stall (imagine having to find somewhere to set down a soaked feminine product so you can finish up, and then leave the stall with it in your hand 🙃 a gendered bathroom is one thing but either way I imagine you'd have way more folks just opting to flush. Best case scenario, it gets wrapped in a wad of toilet paper that also has to be supplied and attended to.)

There's only so many places on a stall floor to put a trash can. Next to the toilet is out of sight enough that you're gonna have more flushed tampons. Next to the door is in the way enough to get kicked and knocked over. In a larger stall it could easily end up out of reach.

You'd also be asking a janitor to move a trash can out of the way and replace it in every stall every time they mop, on top of bending down to clean and change each one.

On that note, anything that gets on the floor will also get on the trash can, meaning any metal will probably be exposed to corrosives (urine, cleaning chemicals, even standing water).

Even in terms of cost; the ones on the wall can be as cheap as cutting, bending, and installing a piece of sheet metal, and will basically last the lifetime of the stall.

I honestly can't think of a single good reason for it to be anywhere else.

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[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 27 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

“She’s the bees knees” or “look at that sexy bird” I’m still confused after writing it out. Does the stinger go into the cloaca? If so, I’d guess the bee is the man… but then bees are mostly female. I fucking give up. I’d piss in the alley.

[–] causepix@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't the queen bee generally the only female?

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

Honeybee colonies are mostly female. The Queen and Workers are female and the males (Drones) don’t actually do much, don’t have stingers, and don’t collect pollen. They are tolerated in small numbers to well… you know.

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[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Most bees are female so I guess women go in the bees stall

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

OP pic only makes sense when I think British slang for girl is bird.

But then what is a bee?

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