I've been stuck in this exact situation at a local pub. It's even worse when you've downed 3 pints so you're simultaneously drunk and been holding it for way too long cause you had to finish explaining a friend why Marx was right.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 19 points 23 hours ago

So fucking real

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Drinking gives me the superpower of peeing anywhere with no shame.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Pissed in my first bush last summer because I was stupidly drunk . Then behind a dumpster and then in another bush. Diuretics mixed with alcohol are a removed.