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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 184 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's not gendered, it's birds for turds and bees for pees.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

It's actually quite refreshing to have some female company at the next urinal along.

[–] ollie@pawb.social 61 points 1 day ago (2 children)

i like this one, very inclusive

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 15 points 23 hours ago (3 children)
[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 12 hours ago

#nobodypoopsbutyou

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 16 points 22 hours ago

Not bees, they pees

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago

He does, it's just pure gold and orchids.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

What if I need to throw up?

Edit: wait. Obviously. Go into the brirds room and just grab somebody's face. 50/50 its what they're there for, right?

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Kinda nice but I would have never guessed

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 21 hours ago

It doesn't really matter, it's all just sinks inside each one anyway.