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[–] Psiczar@aussie.zone 8 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

Bees pollinate (boys), birds lay eggs (girls).

[–] observes_depths@aussie.zone 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

But birds also pollinate! Ahh

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 9 hours ago

Those are both things only the females of the species do

Worker bees (which are female) go outside and pollinate; female birds lay eggs.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Am I supposed to lay eggs??!?!!?

[–] modus@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Wren@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

How did I forget that... Good one.

[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 6 points 12 hours ago

Birds big (boys), bees small (girls)