God I would love some heroin right now.
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Side note: fuck lexapro. That shit legit degrades my cognitive function. It’s not fun. Especially when you haven’t yet figured out that it’s the lexapro doing it.
Dang, what makes you think so? I was put on 20mg then I asked to downgrade to 10mg the past few years, still now. I suspected it wasn’t helping but also have some circumstances (aging, small children, etc) that also seem to contribute to my mind being a bowl of soup, so I’m never sure what’s causing what…
I titrated off. Also switched adhd meds. And a couple other things. But my brain is clearer today after three beers and an edible than it was stone sober 9 months ago.
Congrats :-) Thanks for context/inspo, I might try to do the same.
Just today, I found out my prostate biopsy was benign! Also four years cancer free, and I still have my bladder.
I owe it all to Jeezus and alternative medicine, oh wait no, it was FUCKING SCIENCE.
Huzzah!
FUCK YEAH BENIGN WOOO
Big the_pack vibes.
Love it!
Good for you! And happy new year!!!!
This is just FDA guidance under RFK
I dunno if it's worth all with all the evil shit he's doing.
But if he eliminates circumcision and brings back heroin, I'll hate him slightly less.
The bar really has become that low, huh? What an embarrassing time to be American.
and a minority live here and vote for in favor of this shit.....
Yeah, it sucks living here.
I feel like people are focusing too much on the heroin and not enough on the lobotomy.
Being what some others consider as smart, I think I would be happier with some bits and pieces gone.
Honestly a labotomy would slap right about now
In the movies, they always go straight back...I've been doing it all wrong?
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."
-- Tom Waits, amongst others I'm sure.
Hop in bestie, we’re going to Claire’s uwu
There's no reason any of these drugs should be illegal, we managed to survive and flourish for centuries with no "war on drugs".
Think of the millions imprisoned and murdered over this war and the drug trade it creates.
Lobotomies seem kind of harsh, I do not support.
You know what's up.
🎉 Mulligrubs for President! 🎉
I'd be down to try that cough syrup
Good chloroform is hard to come by, but otherwise it'd be pretty easy to make your own syrup. The formula is right on the label!
Yeah, but do you know with which other ingredients they have skillfully combined these? Might be a dash of heroin or maybe a little bit of potassium cyanide to round things off, you don’t know.
Tap for spoiler
That’s what it says on the smaller bottom side
Well I feel its common knowledge that "a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down", so there's probably some of that.
Perhaps replace the chloroform with cocaine for a daytime formula.
Oh, please. Nobody needs cough syrup when you could instead be drinking radium as an ailment cure-all.
Oh I actually took a course on integrative medicine and it was basically for when you can't give more meds for an immediate comfort need like relief of pain, anxiety, or nausea. Like if they've got chemo and they can't safely tolerate more compazine sometimes smelling mint reduces nausea for some reason. Like they've tried it with orange or whatever as a control in a sample group that's unaware of the connection and it does actually do something for some reason. Weirdly that connection has been a known thing to nurses for a looong time it's basically standard practice to put two masks on with some Vick's between the two when cleaning up a particularly unpleasant puddle of bodily fluids.
Perhaps laudanum deserves a comeback, along with bacteriophages, which would be an excellent complement to antibiotics.
yeah no. my SIL was on laudanum. the mood swings were awful.
I'm real partial to the traditional medicine of grammes of amphetamines myself lmfao