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[–] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 151 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Look like Jar Jar. Dude's gotta be slinging hog.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 96 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Fairly confident he has a cloaca.

[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 1 week ago

You’ve already sold me, you don’t have to keep going

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 week ago

Meesa poop egg piss.

[–] Thiccbear@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

That or one of those double shark dicks

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah but it's always flaccid

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not a problem its prehensile and vibrates.

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also his tongue does wonderful things

[–] mech@feddit.org 17 points 1 week ago

In the movies, it only does awful things
Like, talk.

[–] AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seventeen dicks according to Natalie Portman.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Where are you going to find a doctor who can treat you when you need one?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ask yo momma.

(That makes no sense but it ENTICES)

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because of the implication.

(Don’t know if this makes anymore sense, just yes and-ing)

[–] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

And my axe!

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[–] bklyn@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You can’t sling shit if no one will get near you

Except, ironically, shit. But don’t be that person.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Plus you can still make yourself sound like him, which always turns on everyone around you.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 88 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Look like jarjar because I can find me a freak who appreciates my crazy ass tongue game

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 18 points 1 week ago

There are dozens of us.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Take me by the tongue and I'll know you
Kiss me 'til you're drunk and I'll show you
All the moves like Jarjar
I've got them moves like Jarjar

[–] youngskywalker@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

There is no way you know I am referencing dolphinfucker69 from the pcm subreddit 5-6 years ago. I refuse to believe that. You must be thinking of something else surely. This is as unlikely as someone getting my skyleak referencing. I very much want to know what you think my user name is from though, deeply curious

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[–] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 83 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Looking like Binks would probably get me experimented on as an alien. Speaking like Binks would get me a pretty decent shot at the presidency

[–] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Meesa so horny. Youssa sayin youssa have a low age of majority on youssa planet?

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

I mean, he is at palpatine's right hand as he takes over the galaxy.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.

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[–] sausager@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

Look - that tongue could be handy

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I need the tongue, so I choose "look".

But I guess nothing is stopping me from just speaking like Jar Jar so win-win.

[–] JonHammCock@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I need the tongue

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... I believe this does not require further explaining ...

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago

Meesa doesn't like this game

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Second one.

Move to Jamaica, no one cares.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Nah, his voice would still be annoying af to everyone there too. If Bob Marley is Jamaican, Jar Jar is the noise a balloon makes when you pinch the mouthpiece and let the air back out.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Easy, look like jar jar. Cash in on likeness opportunities and find out what that tongue do.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago

Speak.

Learn Sign Language.

Tell everyone I gained Black Bolt's powers.

[–] Minizarbi@jlai.lu 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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Jarjar is hot as fuck bro

[–] mech@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You are not allowed to kill yourself

Well, who's gonna stop me?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Careful, otherwise we’ll get a mental health bot around here.

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Voice for sure, and learn ASL.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

One option is to speak like him, but choose to remain mute for the rest of your life.

Alternatively, if you looked like him, you could simply never show your face in public again.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 6 points 1 week ago

Messa hooooorny.

Yeah, talk for sure. I can always just pretend to be mute if it ends up bothering me.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Son of a bitch you take away the best option

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Me as a therapist trying to break the awkward silence

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Can I dance like Jar Jar?

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