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[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago

Meesa doesn't like this game

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I need the tongue, so I choose "look".

But I guess nothing is stopping me from just speaking like Jar Jar so win-win.

[–] JonHammCock@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I need the tongue

πŸ€”

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 9 points 21 hours ago

... I believe this does not require further explaining ...

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago

Speak.

Learn Sign Language.

Tell everyone I gained Black Bolt's powers.

[–] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 81 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Looking like Binks would probably get me experimented on as an alien. Speaking like Binks would get me a pretty decent shot at the presidency

[–] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Meesa so horny. Youssa sayin youssa have a low age of majority on youssa planet?

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

I mean, he is at palpatine's right hand as he takes over the galaxy.

[–] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 150 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Look like Jar Jar. Dude's gotta be slinging hog.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 95 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Fairly confident he has a cloaca.

[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 day ago

You’ve already sold me, you don’t have to keep going

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 day ago

Meesa poop egg piss.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah but it's always flaccid

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not a problem its prehensile and vibrates.

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[–] AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seventeen dicks according to Natalie Portman.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also his tongue does wonderful things

[–] mech@feddit.org 17 points 1 day ago

In the movies, it only does awful things
Like, talk.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Where are you going to find a doctor who can treat you when you need one?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ask yo momma.

(That makes no sense but it ENTICES)

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because of the implication.

(Don’t know if this makes anymore sense, just yes and-ing)

[–] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

And my axe!

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 87 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Look like jarjar because I can find me a freak who appreciates my crazy ass tongue game

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 18 points 1 day ago

There are dozens of us.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Take me by the tongue and I'll know you
Kiss me 'til you're drunk and I'll show you
All the moves like Jarjar
I've got them moves like Jarjar

[–] youngskywalker@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

There is no way you know I am referencing dolphinfucker69 from the pcm subreddit 5-6 years ago. I refuse to believe that. You must be thinking of something else surely. This is as unlikely as someone getting my skyleak referencing. I very much want to know what you think my user name is from though, deeply curious

[–] youngskywalker@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is an FX show (cake) that has a segment called shark lords. It’s a parody where they go to track down a shark to fuck it. I assumed that’s what you were referring to. Cool name tho

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Easy, look like jar jar. Cash in on likeness opportunities and find out what that tongue do.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.

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[–] sausager@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

Look - that tongue could be handy

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

I'm still convinced he's a sith lord, so I think he doesn't talk as weird as he does when he's not playing the bumbling idiot. But I probably would still prefer to look like him just in case.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Second one.

Move to Jamaica, no one cares.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Nah, his voice would still be annoying af to everyone there too. If Bob Marley is Jamaican, Jar Jar is the noise a balloon makes when you pinch the mouthpiece and let the air back out.

That one lady had the hots for Binks just saying

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

C.! Lock in no regrets!

Jarjar is hot as fuck bro

[–] Minizarbi@jlai.lu 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Voice for sure, and learn ASL.

[–] mech@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You are not allowed to kill yourself

Well, who's gonna stop me?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Lemmy-cares bot here! Do it, pussy!

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Son of a bitch you take away the best option

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

He looks kinda adorable ngl.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

One option is to speak like him, but choose to remain mute for the rest of your life.

Alternatively, if you looked like him, you could simply never show your face in public again.

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