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Maybe AI isn't so bad after all
Who are you?
The man is 100% ego, so if you pretended to not know who he is, he'd probably struggle up and die.
If he replies back.
Say something: "move away, you smell musky"
Eat shit, Nazi
Why use three word when no word do trick?
"Bald headed bitch"
That's at him specifically, not any other bald guys on the planet except Stephen Miller who is also a little bitch.
Let's add Jeff Bezos to the exceptions list too
How could you leave out Steven Cheung?
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"Meh, Vivian's cooler"
i really wish she would start a social media site and also run for representative, just to watch her father squirm. seriously!
I get you're making a joke, but we need fewer famous people/nepo babies in our government.
i am being serious - i think we would probably prevent any more nepo babies from running in government, except for vivian.
Nothing, I don't wanna talk with him.
Bet it would drive him crazy to just be ignored/met with indifference
Fucking die cunt.
i'd rather NOT talk to elon musk. i'd rather talk to her daughter vivian. in just three words, "vivian is better". seriously!
TIL that elon "reportedly used sex-selective IVF to ensure she would be a boy" only for Vivian to come out as a transfem bi
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I only need two: "Kill yourself."
Edit: I just read the part with the Grok chatbot. That's what I get for skimming.
Release Epstein files
"World's biggest loser."
"Ewww, disgusting weirdo"
id tell him duck a minute after i threw the brick
Eat Shit, Rot.
I'm not going to waste precious words on him, he won't listen anyway. No 3 words from me, just 3 knife wounds.
"i prefer vivian"
"Your dick's broken."
Paralyze him. Let his comfort be managed entirely by grok. Let his own mechanical deity kill him.
Okay but that's more than three words.
STOP GROPING ME!
Why only three? How about one statement or a question?
We need to budget them tokens.
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