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[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We demand to be taken seriously

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"The polycule saw you from across the bar and we like your vibe."

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm shuddering. Polycule horror...

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

The West Wing (1999) cast reunion.

[–] anoriginalthought@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

One of these people fucked the family dog. Now it's your turn to guess which.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] anoriginalthought@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'd put my money on the guy on the right, personally.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

Easiest trolley problem ever.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

Super Smash Crackers

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Photoshoot for the worm awards (they all have worms)

all-my-worms-gone

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Alley McBeal reboot

[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That woman is literally a jumpscare.

[–] anoriginalthought@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

The Bride of Frankenstein?

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

This spring, A new season of Dynasty comes to ABC.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Andy Warhol meets with his team of lawyers to discuss lawsuits from trademark owners.

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

when you open a pack of crackers in the class

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 6 points 3 weeks ago

CouchFucker and the Klan.

Performing live in Alabama! Bring your sisterwife!

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] anoriginalthought@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

Considering their boss's Epstein ties and the fact that an aristocrat is essentially a billionaire, that joke makes so much more sense now.

[–] ByteFoolish@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

The W(hite Supremac)est Wing

[–] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

This is like a shitty soap opera that only has 1 season after every episode being a cliff hanger between the most unlikable people ever

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

S Club Seven reuinion tour

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Five men. Two women. One Arby's Beef 'n' Cheddar. No rules, No napkins.

This is TLC's: Lunch Wars, brought to you by Arby's.

first day of sitting lessons

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Sitting and Standing School graduates, class of '25.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

~~We saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe~~

Someone already did this joke

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

The favorite law firm of Jeffrey Epstein

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

A single rose floats on still water

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

Tale of the 7 Red Triangles

A room full of humans who are decent.