determinism2

joined 4 years ago
[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

ATV crashes are never tragic. They are always either cathartic or awesome to behold.

[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lotta parallels between american politics and pro wrestling.

[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That was the equivalent of ~13.7 9/11s back then. Plus there were a few zionist victims so that rounds it out to an even 14 9/11s.

[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

my cat calls it "waters"

[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

"oh god, is 4 enough? what the fuck is mission? uh cha charism. Oh thank god i've stopped moving"

[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

His facial expression when he's starting on that "not in terms of [blank]" parallelism and he has to start bullshitting a list of positive attributes is like when someone starts down a staircase on a bicycle and they realize what they've done.

[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not a bid knower. I recently encountered a bird that was very similar in appearance - like its feathers were too big for its body. I thought it was cut in half because of the proportions from the front. It was just looking at me sitting on a hose. I walked around it and thought i saw guts but it was just pooping a lot. Then a male and female cardinal flew down and started acting very distressed and I realized it was a baby and they were probably trying to get me to stay away and they were teaching it to fly. They have a nest in a bush nearby.

Maybe your bird doesn't need assistance yet, you could put some water out and keep an eye out.

[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Idea for a bit:

Get a license? certification? degree? (surely not) in chiropractic "medicine", ...

something something success

something something move practice to DC

something something simulated whiplash (real procedure) accidents on every ghoul who enters the clinic.

[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

"and I don't know the difference"

[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

im procrastinating eating breakfast

[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

and what of the questions, hmm? what of the questions?

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