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Heavy Metal Orcas (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by Posadas@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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attack-orca

https://nitter.net/Phil_Lewis_/status/1725995035651420363

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[-] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago

Hard to believe that playing loud heavy metal music didn’t deescalate the situation, as one would normally expect.

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 39 points 9 months ago

all they did was give the orcas a cool soundtrack for righteous violence

[-] turgidanklebrace@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Orcas: FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

in b4 the nerds: I know ratm isn't technically heavy metal, shut up

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

Rage Against the Machine is the best metal!

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Aren't orcas a protected species? Harrassing them is against the law. Take your tacky boat and leave, humans

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

What fools, you think that would deter them? It merely got them pumped up.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Or Go into the Water (although that was my second thought)

[-] ultraviolet@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

sicko-orca

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Lol apparently the running theory for why they've attacked so many ships since 2020 is because an orca named White Gladis got injured by one and taught her whole pod they're a threat and need to be fucked up

The other theory also involves White Gladis telling her pod to fuck shit up, but simply because fucking shit up is their idea of fun and games

[-] BidenBlast@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

:white-gladis: There's an emote for that

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

If orcas were attacking my boat I would just try not to introduce them to the concept of headbanging at that time.

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

sicko-orca

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

We should arm the whales.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

thread theme

[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

I believe this song could have been much bigger if the video wasnt clown themed

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

You got a one way ticket to midnight… call it… heavy metal ooooorrrrrcccaaas

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Idiots: I bet the heavy metal will confuse and scare them

The Killer Whales:

[-] Syd@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

Figured it out, we're not giving them enough fish.

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

Orcas are already metal as fuck. Congrats on providing BGM for the boss fight against your boat.

[-] tripartitegraph@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

mother nature says metal is bummer vibes

Death to America

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

Turns out Orcas hate Van Hagar

[-] PigPoopBallsDotJPG@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

They should probably try one of those 'inspirational' duty-free pieces of muzak you find under a typical kickstarter marketing campaign. You know what I mean. Handclaps and some dude whistling over sparse piano chords.

[-] DanComrd@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

I hate orcas for they are the ocean's bullies but god damn rat-salute-2

[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Raining Blood blasting on the boat and Orcas are like "Fuck yeah this is a hell soundtrack to fuck up this boat. Let's goooo!" Meanwhile the boaters are crying and pissing their pants as the Orcas go to town.