We need to put people in debt in prison, until they can pay off their debts!

Are you trying to drop hints to Microsoft?

Scores and scores

Technically they're on his person which is how possession is usually defined.

Someone told me there was a bridge sale going on, am I late?

No they don't, who's your wild animal guy? Somethings wrong.

Glad they made it illegal to lie on the Internet so we know it's real

Curious about your age and social group. Pretty much everyone I associate with doesn't want to have kids, usually citing the world their children would inherit. These definitely aren't the type of people that support eugenics, in any way. Are you of the belief that we should be increasing the world's population? If so, why?

One in 200,000 births results in conjoined twins? That seems way higher than I thought.

Nah, it's supposed to be funny and relatable. Times changed, not the cartoon.

"like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs" in reference to watching your ass.

I think it's really neat we have an actual flying squid commenting on Lemmy. If you check their post history you can tell it's a genuine flying squid too!