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This is corn smut, a culinary valuable type of fungus. It starts life like a yeast sporidia by budding daughter cells until it finds a genetically suitable mating partner. Once it becomes dikaryotic it starts to form the fungal hypha and infects a single kernel forming what you see as a gall.

While deletirious, and often considered a blight by farmers, the immature galls can be sold for many times more than the corn if it had not been infected. They are called huitlacoche when being used as culinary, and are described as tasting sweet and savory with earthy tones.

When infecting the kernel, the corn tries to protect itself using a reactive oxygen species, that in turn is countered by the fungus's YAP1 gene that protects it from oxidative stress. Genetic research into M. Maydis has actually worked tangible results in our ongoing fight against breast cancer!

M. Maydis is a basidiomycota or "club type" fungus, which is to say it belongs to the same order as the classic mushrooms you're used to seeing such as fly aminita/agaric which is the inspiration for the Super Mario power up mushroom.

This fungus is also considered a model species as in it's sporidia phase is capable of accepting gene modification.

M. Maydis is also capable of synthesizing the essential amino acid lysine, which we need but cannot produce ourselves.

So, you see, not all corn infecting funguses are bad. Some are actually really cool, and have funny names like "smut".

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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 122 points 2 days ago (2 children)

HELL YEA THIS IS THE CORNOGRAPGHY I SUBSCRIBED FOR

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

It all here...

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nice job talking about corn smut and leaving out the only part we all came for (or will soon):

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

I thought we were gonna talk about PornHub's greatest day. Instead I got science'd all over my face.

NSFW

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I went to pornhub thinking they were doing a weird corn thing.

They weren't. It's just normal boring porn and not super cool corn.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There's some realistic pikachu porn if you're into nostalgic terror boners.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Those last three words gave me a good chuckle!

[–] webp@mander.xyz 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought we were gonna see real corn sex. Ugh.

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[–] Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh fuck yeah I just creamed my corn reading this smut

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[–] RevolverSly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Huitlacoche quesadillas!

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Came to cornhub for dirty corn, was not disappointed.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Blue ~~waffle~~corn

[–] marighost@piefed.social 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Please tag your NSFW posts.

Not safe for Wheat?

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought we were posting corn to return to actual shitposts, this one is too informative and interesting.

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Since corn is a critical crop in many regions its one of the most studied species on the planet. Even a post about shitty corn is interesting.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

El cuitlaccoche! Just this past summer I had blue corn tortillas wrapped around cheese and cuitlacoche, with a subtle tomato-based sauce on top, and let me tell ya, this was an umami paradise, like Mexico's answer to the French savory crepe, but they are not fighting for supremacy, they inhabit neighboring culinary kingdoms and share similarities, but they unmistakably inhabit different lands.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

Fuck that sounds delicious!

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

It's cornographic. Belongs on CornHub.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

is this where smurfs come from?

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[–] kieron115@startrek.website 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is not the kind of corn smut I cum here for!

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Very interesting that it is in basidiomycota, from pure intuition I would have guessed it's an ascomycetes like yeasts and molds (I know there are some that are basidiomycetes tho).

You should post more about "spores molds and fungus" :)

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I've wanted to try this for so long but I don't live in corn country 😔

Fun fact though, Huitlacoche is a semi-indigenous American (this form of the word developed after colonization and it technically spanish) word originating from the Nahuan branch of the Uto-Aztecan language family.

Here's the full etymologyIn Mexico, corn smut is known as huitlacoche, sometimes spelled cuitlacoche. This word entered Spanish in Mexico from Classical Nahuatl, though the Nahuatl words from which huitlacoche is derived are debated. In modern Nahuatl, the word for huitlacoche is cuitlacochin, and some sources deem cuitlacochi to be the classical form.

Some sources wrongly give the etymology as coming from the Nahuatl words cuitlatl ("excrement" or "rear-end", actually meaning "excrescence") and cochtli ("sleeping", from cochi "to sleep"), thus giving a combined mis-meaning of "sleeping/hibernating excrement", but actually meaning "sleeping excrescence", referring to the fact that the fungus grows between the kernels of corn and impedes them from developing, thus they remain "sleeping".

A second group of sources deem the word to mean "raven's excrement." These sources appear to be combining the word cuitlacoche for "thrasher" with cuitla, meaning "excrement," actually meaning "excrescence". However, the avian meaning of cuitlacoche derives from the Nahuatl word "song" cuīcatl, from the verb "to sing" cuīca. This root then clashes with this reconstruction's second claim that the segment cuitla- comes from cuitla ("excrement").

One source derives the meaning as "corn excrescence," using cuītla again and "corn" tlaōlli. This requires the linguistically unlikely evolution of tlaōlli "corn" into tlacoche.

In Peru, it is known as chumo or pacho.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Neither do I but a bodega down the street actually had the canned cuitlahoche. You're not missing much honestly. I would love to try it fresh at some point though.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Huitlacoche is delicious. A nice "tostada de hongos y huitlacoche" (mushrooms and huitlacoche) is so good.

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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Anyone else read this to themselves in a thick Chicago accent?

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I love fungi and I'm usually an adventurous eater but something about this image really rubs me the wrong way. Cool facts though. I'm glad it exists, just not sure I'd try it.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think there's something about the parasitic nature of it, taking over an otherwise healthy ear of corn. We tend to think of our edible fungi as growing out of the dirt like a plant, or a fallen tree, or at worst sort of calmy sitting on top of whatever it is using for its own food. THe fact that this has invaded kernels makes them very bad corn kernels and triggers something instinctive. Corn smut is one of those "the first person to try this was in a bad spot" kind of foods.

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[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nsfw? Perverts. What kind of a mod community just let's this hit front page?

/s

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[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (6 children)
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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Neat! This one I've actually seen before IRL!

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