Do we do "epic vulgar roasts" at parties?
I enjoy a little light-hearted ribbing, but I feel like using "forbidden words" is the sort of thing someone with no friends thinks is a good time
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2025
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Yeah, the funniest cry-laughing moments I've had among friends are usually like, talking about absurd shit people have experienced, or light hearted jokes about people you know well.
Grok's "humour" style is just "look at that [ABLEIST SLUR] [RACIAL SLUR] [SV 'JOKE'], roasted epic style π". Honestly painful to read
The only people at elons parties are hoping for money or prestige, and they get nothing but a robot saying "forbidden words" at them. Sounds about right
Elon Musk is 54 and Joe Rogan is 58
The 21st century is cooked and itβs in no small part because a lot of gen x are boomerized themselves. Here they are acting like perpetual 20-somethings and under their watch, life has deteriorated so much: no one can get jobs and no one can afford rent so only they end up enjoying the life that should be for 20-somethings, much like how baby boomers are still trying to do.
Musk is only immune to endless βhow do you do fellow kids?β because heβs a chud, and chuds are somehow welcomed as βfellow kidsββ¦because theyβre all 12 deep down.
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can this man make a public appearance without it being endless cringe fuel?
imagine you're at a social event and some weird old guy in a dumb jacket comes up taking a photo of you and is like "grok do an epic vulgar roast of this person. make it super epic grok"
Yeah I'm gonna go stand over there now, please don't follow me.
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me, a normal human:
"What's say we take this party up a notch and get a chat bot going on an epic roast?"
You would have to feed the chat bot a ton of their personal data to even begin to have an accurate/salient roast. Or give it a picture of them, which we can assume through TOS basically gives them the ability to legally use their likeness forever.
But yeah, it's also a VERY not normal thing to think is entertaining at a party. Especially when the one instigating it is one of the most powerful men in the world.
throw in a little ambien, some Chardonnay, and that would be quite an epic occasion
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Elon, without using Grok, could you please explain what a party is and maybe give an example of a fun party youβve been to and what you did there?
How about "The Roast of Elon Musk", but it's al pastor style.
There are some things a bit of pineapple can't mask.
Rotisserie chicken.
What if we did an epic vulgar roast of Elon? 
Elon telling Rogan that Grok is coming for his job to his face 
@groKKK@hexbear.net hey Grok, do a vulgar roast of Elon based on this conversation with Joe Rogan
and do it epic style π€
more vulgar, MORE VULGAR
I don't see how that relates to white genocide in South Africa
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Who the fuck says vulgar like ever. I don't think I've ever heard someone say that word out loud
I use it often enough and feel like it's a not all that uncommon of a word. It's the context this buffoon is using it in that is weird and out of place. No one uses it like that. It's just uncommon enough that it makes his poorly placed use of it here reek of "teen with a thesaurus trying to sound smart" energy.
No one uses it like that.
I remember it being used like that by WASPy boomers clutching pearls. Like it's the way some HOA-type ghoul or evangelical lich would use it while sputtering indignantly about the kids these days.
Only time I have ever used it IRL is quoting that banger passage from the first pages of state and revolution about blunting the revolutionary theory of its edge and vulgarizing it.
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Become the life of the party with this simple AI prompt: "Grok, here's a picture of my friend. Call them the n-word a bunch"
what if you put the camera on them and did an epic compliment tho
yeah just literally just point the camera at them. and now do a vulgar compliment of this person. But then keep saying; "No, make it even more effusive. Use loving words even more. And just keep repeating even more affirming.
Eventually it's like "holy f*. its trying to jam smoke up their ass and have it uplift. it's next level.
this has the same impact mehinks. guy just be showing who he is, all the time
Meanwhile I feel shame when misspelling a word.
everyone is 12
but we already have The Aristocrats
Excuse me Elon Musk invented that joke along with rockets electric cars and twitter can you not rob a South African of his accomplishments thank you
Epic vulgar roasts are the only thing I think about, fully on board
These people really do just want to atrophy their brains so they never have to think again.
Honestly, it feels like most westerners want the same.
What an eccentric visionaire he is. Mars any day now.
make it stop. please
The best part is that the entire internet just had a memeable moment at 
's expense because of Grok being forced to do the exact opposite of this
it's going to be an epic vulgar roast.
I stopped reading here, dunno what happens next and I dun wanna know
Edit: I read the rest of the 14 remaining words. Mutua aid alert, Iβm dying of cringe please lend me some dignity
This is torture.
If Elon Musk still had the lib mask on, heβd be paraded around by the oil industry as a laughingstock to use against anyone who even looks at EVs.
π
Someone pulls out their phone and tries to use grok at a party they have 5 seconds to show me that it says musk drinks piss or i'm leaving the party
Nobody has to talk like this. I want to stress the period at the end of that sentence. I want to emphasize the word βhasβ as well.
None of this is needed. He could be his entire awful self and not have to talk this way. Talking this way is not integral to him or anyone elseβs personhood or career or whatever.
Iβm not saying anybody should do anything. Iβm just pointing out that the way he talks is unnecessary.
So when you read this shit and people toss words around in the zeitgeist like βcringeβ understand that they are articulating a deeper feeling when it comes to this particular guy. The unnecessary-ness of him.
Making me feel agony by reading this lmao 
How not to get invited to parties again.
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