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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

Eh, as somebody who used to garden, sometimes the crop fails due to any number of factors outside your control. That's why you have a diverse range of crops so that you have something at the end of the harvest season.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 38 minutes ago

Corn on the nub.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 20 points 4 hours ago

It looks like it's going to crawl up your nose and into your brain.

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Thought this was a biblically accurate lorikeet from the thumbnail

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 34 points 9 hours ago

Shrimps is ~~bugs~~ corn

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

What a mighty harvest!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 5 hours ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 7 hours ago

"Gentlemen, BEHOLD--"

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 26 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Dude, NSFW!  My boss nearly caught me looking at this raw hard corn!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 34 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Is cornography banned from your workplace?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

As long as it doesn't involve a corn hole

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

My wife's job once involved her having to visit cincinnaticornhole.com

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 hours ago

What about CornHub?

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

This what happens when you dedicate your crop to Nurgle.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 9 hours ago

Any professional corn farmers in the crowd? My unprofessional opinion: it didn’t get pollinated enough.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago

I thought was a shrimp saying "heeeey" .

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Hi, is this corn still available before Thanksgiving?

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 8 points 10 hours ago

That's huge!