Xanthrax

joined 2 years ago
[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If I didn't lable them, I wouldn't have been able to make the pun. I'm waiting for someone to notice I only drew TWO paws.

Edit: I feel combative. You wanna fight over my dog drawing?

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Goob is also my favorite ball shaped man

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

lol she has so many names. We found her dumped by a farm. Her name was "Mischief" because she kept escaping. Owner relinquished her to us. I live on a family farm. Parents named her "Kiara"; I call her "GOOB".

 

I'm trying not to spam. I liked this one. This is my boy, Bruno.

 
[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Obviously, they're liberating the world of women from Iran /s

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
 

She moved but I think it works

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I don't know you, but I love you from afar. RIP Alistar.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Lol you don't need to be convinced. It started with late night infomercials and slowly evolved into the Brady Bunch.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Springboard. Fucking awful.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh, that's just the credit card I eat sometimes. I like to go down to the fridge on the weekend and shove that shit in like an atm. My prostate makes the "munch munch" ticket feeder sound every time.

 

It's a black cat in a tree

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Vanessa pls (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Xanthrax@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Xvideos comments are 10× weirder than porn hub

 

I'd miss my penis

 

I'm going to say, "no". I like beans and rice as a side for tacos, but for some reason, rice in a burrito just feels wrong to me. Opinions?

 

I'm working on a planter, and I'm using card board as an anti weed barrier. For some reason, she loves that cardboard stank.

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Xanthrax@lemmy.world to c/aww@lemmy.ml
 

This is "Simba." I took the bag away, but his eyes were sparkling.

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