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I write code. ✔️ Real job.
I chop down trees. ❌ Bullshit job.
I fell trees!
you can use "fell" as a transitive verb. it's a little archaic but sounds cozy.
I jack lumber.
I jack off
I suck dicks
Presidential material right here, folks.
I code
The requirements said three words, that's how know you're a dev and not a PM pretending to be technical.
"I write code"
"Refrigerator Wifi Firmware"
3 words, but my job is still bullshit.
So you're the guy responsible for ads? Get him everyone!
You’ve been tagged as fridge ads. 🤭
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Is this a war on being specific?
If a fisherman says "I operate the winch on a bowpicker tuna fishing boat", is that a bullshit job?
If a middle-management yes-man who exists only to fluff his boss' ego describes his job as "I encourage excellence" does that mean his job is no longer bullshit?
I guide people
Why is everyone always annoyed at managers?
A lot of managers are pretty useless. Some degree of management is needed because you can't just have 10,000 individual contributors all reporting directly to the CEO. But, a lot of managers get where they are by schmoozing, claiming credit, shifting blame, avoiding responsibility, etc.
"I encourage excellence" - Chef Excellence
Cum on camera
OF is a real job
I do job, I now also do job that's a bit like my job, I now also do John's job,I now also do Jane's job, I now also do the third party's job. ~~I'm a developer~~ I'm a devops technology admin engineer receptionist oh and just now cleaner as well
3 people above the fisherman:
- sales analyst
- automation technician
- software engineer
Fisherman:
- I operate a decentralized, sustainability-focused aquatic-resource acquisition methodology utilizing precision-guided line-and-lure interface systems to facilitate targeted biomass retrieval.
I think the meme is saying that if you know your job is bullshit, you obfuscate what you do behind a thick layer of corpospeak.
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I fix things.
First one: i analyse sales.
Second one: i automate production
Third one: i'm a fucking idiot
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I photograph bones ☠️
I load/unload planes
So I either have a bullshit job "I design chips for isosychronous low-latency networks" or a real job "I herd electrons"...
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We need to lower standards. Really. To something like "if your job makes other people worse, it's bullshit work". A lot of good people do stupid job just to put food on the table
Is this really the message we want to send?
Yes, our society makes lots of bullshit jobs. That's because capitalism can only keep people employed by creating bullshit jobs, and unemployed people are six missed meals away from revolution. That is not the fault of the people who have bullshit jobs.
And no, I won't accept "this is just a shitposting sub, lighten up" as a response. This is just another form of kicking down, and it isn't funny. The working class needs solidarity, not this.
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I like Turtles.
I help people.
Cool, I have a real job.
Tom, 32, school crossing guard.
Sysadmin or if you insist Systems Administrator.
My printer is acting crazy, I know it's your lunch, but can you help me out?
Situations like this are what the DND button on my phone was made for.
DM'd you the solution
I tried unplugging it, but now I don't even have an error light.
Nvm I fixed it thanks
I heal people
I Beer Lego
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