Vellaides

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[–] Vellaides@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

I'm no expert on this subject but unlike zombies aren't mummies sentient? Also mummies don't turn you into a mummy if they bite you

[–] Vellaides@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

These jokes kind of weird me out ngl. "This conscious being (with the ability to think, feel emotions, suffer, etc.) deserves to be tortured for an eternity for no reason because I hate them. Please laugh."

Also, the word "clanker" stopped being funny years ago, it literally only exists so white people can microdose the n-word at this point, grow up.

[–] Vellaides@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Fourth one: I murder living beings so humans can eat their mutilated corpses