Corpse wankers coming to steal your precious fluids
getting myself a do not jack off bracelet
getting a Saw bomb collar strapped to my nuts so nobody can take my vital essence after I die
Jacket off
not even safe in death smh
"BRING BACK OUR CHILDREN NOW."
The most aggressive call to action for necrophilia I've heard in a while
His geneseed sounds weak anyway.
No Secondary Heart
No Lyman's Ear
No Betcher's Gland
Not even worth harvesting his progenoids
I feel like they should've collected the cum before the battle. But I'm no cumologist.
Jizzrael
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It's something Stan Kelly would add in the corner of his comics
You just say
"bring our children home so they can drop a fat load in their wives"
um
I think the children in question here might be the cum lol
oh my god of course they are
i don't know if i'm really dim or that's just an incredible thing to think but the thought never even crossed my mind. i'd like to go back to the time before it did.
Ah yes, normal things said by normal people, and not people obsessed with ideas of ethnic supremacy.
Begun the Cum Wars have
You cannot beat off Sebulba, he never cums!
Image having a father that was already dead when he jizzed u out bro ๐๐๐
can someone explain a logic that is non-kink, non-eugenecist, non-supremacist? is there? like.... what
It has to do with preserving the blood line. It's a very Israel thing. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2022-07-19/sperm-extraction-technique-turns-dead-men-into-fathers
Sounds pretty eugenicist to me, but ok.
Being extremely charitable, some weird grief shit? IDK lol
just have soldiers produce a sperm sample before they go into combat. Wanking off corpses is weird
although if I interpret it correctly bring back our children now is a call to ceasefire
I truly do not get why you need cum-steal-team-6. Like that can not be more economical in any sense than just freezing sperm before set off, there must be some other motivation here and it escapes me entirely
It must be really tough to be a liberal zionist these days when your favourite country constantly says some weird nazi shit
cum
wank
Sex wee
Spunk
Because that worked out so well for the children of the dead seed in the Malazan books. I have to reread those
Bro what is wrong with this country for real
Cum for the cum god.
The IDF shoot Palestinian men in the groin and have medics who specialize in harvesting dead IDF seed; are folks really pretending Israel isn't engaged in ethnic cleansing?
oh my god what the fuck
I wonder if Hamas would be open to a prisoner exchange wherein they hand over the sperm for Isn'trael's hostages; of course if they do that then to Isn'trael there'd probably be no point getting the living hostages back.
BRING BACK OUR CUM NOW
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