Lmaoooooo
You know she's a conservative because it took it happening to her before she recognized that it was bad.
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2025
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AOC / MTG 2028
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AOC/MTG vs. Hegseth/Newsom who ya got?
Santos / Santos in drag
I'm sure Santos is an awful piece of shit but this dude had the most bonkers rise to power, one of the biggest grifters alive managed to become Speaker of the House for a fleeting moment. To those of us who bullshit our resumes this guy lived the absolute dream. A small, critical salute is deserved
he's like a folk- i forget the name of the thing that's like the converse of an anti-hero
folk zero
Speaker Georgina Santos <-- is this anything
the santos administration's cabinet would be oops all aliases.
introduce a little chaos
And finally America can heal
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Did Sorokin write this script?
marjorie taylor greene... welcome to the resistance
I am now being contacted by private security firms
over/under that she's referring to internet ads for bogus malware scanners?
I am now being contacted by horny singles in my area
Oh no. the calls are coming from inside the house 
MTG suddenly becomes the leader of the fight against the loneliness epidemic
McAfee rising from the grave.
Navy SEAL copypasta
Extremely critical support to MTG in her anti-MAGA crusade
Alternate WWII history in which the good nazis escaped the night of the long knives and took power, and nothing ended up being different from the real events.
God it would be so funny if she armed herself while in the Capitol like that time Boebert made a bit stink about it, only this time explicitly to protect herself from her former colleagues.
MTG rn
Didn't MTG have a Barrett 50 cal sniper rifle at some point?
With enough memes, we could probably lathe this into existence just by seeding the idea in both MTG and loyalists that the other is armed 
Past: They eat their young 
Present: Yes, you know it's true, we eat their young 
First as... I mean I guess tragedy? Then as farce?
