Esoteir

joined 5 years ago
[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago

geordi-no playing league in a 5 stack

geordi-yes getting drunk, solo queueing, instalocking yuumi, and getting emotionally attached to the adc

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago

average SCP article be like

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 7 points 13 hours ago

In my restless dreams, I see that stop. Little Tokyo/Arts District Station

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

no officer, im pro-capitalism...

...pro-state capitalism... Heh.

deng-cowboy

pulls out giant zweihänder with "produktivkräfte" engraved on it from behind the massive deng portrait on my wall

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

spirit-bomb

please, everyone! I need you to give me your toilet paper! hurry! anything you can spare! If you don't, we're all going to be destroyed! please, give me your tp! hurry!

vegeta-stare

people of earth! are you listening?! don't just stand there with your pants on! listen to me! Kakarot is asking you to lend him your toilet paper! you have to help him! he needs your help! he's shitting for all of us! this is the biggest poop he has ever shit! if we don't wipe, it will destroy us all! it's up to you now! you have to spread your cheeks and lend him your toilet paper! all of you! hurry! hurry!

pineapple-cool

the voice you just heard belongs to the hero, Vegeta! you must do what he says! spread your cheeks above your head! don't you see the great ball of shit that Son Goku is making? you are all contributing to it! it is the only thing that can save us all! please, for the sake of your planet, and your underwear, lend him your toilet paper!

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

how many pizzas could goku carry at once

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

this only scratches the surface, i tried to have a mental orgasm in china and they used the cuban migraine ray device to implant an engram of Xi Jinping wagging a finger at me into my brain

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

i-cant

lmaooo no, Kepler is mostly funded by NetEase, they laundered 120 mil for venture capital and is 99% of the reason they were even able to give millions to Sandfall. Real collection of "indie developers" when fellow shareholder NetEase is sitting at the table with you

E33 was funded by Microsoft, that's what the game pass deal was

Baldur's Gate III is an AAA indie game, simple as

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i preciate you not answering whether you consider Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 an indie game or not, but on top of that no lmao, if a musician gets multiple millions of dollars of outside funding and has their music published by a third party you're not gonna catch me calling their work indie music

the usual official industry channels thing doesn't work for E33 either because it was funded by both microsoft and netease

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd say it's indie... Plus their publisher is a co-op

their publisher is not a co-op, and first and foremost they have a publisher that gave them millions of dollars

There should be a new term for it.

we already have a term for it, it's called an AA game

 

OST for the post: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=L31pory1RpI

"We’re headed for hexbear… That’s where our new home is now. Hey. That was some subreddit we had, huh? Four years ago… pinging the chuds… Posting pig poop balls… And they took it away. We're gonna rebuild it… Make a new place, together. That we can call home. Yeah, we were bears, alright. Slinking around out of spez’s sight, picking up whatever kind of dirty upvotes we could find. You name it, we did it… You see this? Hexbear… Our new home. A phantom of our former selves… Shitposts, dunks… We weren’t allowed either. Yeah, I remember it all."

[A flashback plays from 1 day ago, the attack on the_dredge_tank]

”Comrade… Why are we still here… Just to suffer? Every night, I can read UlyssesT's elon posts, and the random twitter feed lib posts… and even the lemmy.world posts… The comms we’ve lost… It won’t stop hurting, like they’re all still there… You feel it too, don’t you? I’m the one who got caught up with lemmy, a group above hexbear, even the chapos, and I was the parasite below, feeding off their votes… They came after you in the_dunk_tank, then the_dredge_tank. Lemmy just… keeps growing, federating with everything in its path, getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now… comrade… We're gonna make ‘em give back our past… Take back everything that we’ve lost. And we won’t rest… until we do. Our new dunk comm. I don’t know how long it’ll take, but we'll make it bigger… better than before… comrade...”

[The helicopter lands at c/commrequest]

”Things have changed, comrade. We pull in upvotes, users, just to combat comm closure. Rubbing our noses in thirty rainbow reply lines, all for a new comm. The site calls for dunks, and we answer. No greater good, no just cause. They sent us to c/counterpropaganda… But we’re going even deeper”

”I know… I’m already a joker. Reddit’s not my kind of place anyway.”

”Chapo dot chat, for four whole years. That ends today. Now you’re not logged off, and we’re not reddit shitposters... We’re hexbears.”

”We can dunk, comrade. And you can recruit the badposters that can do it.”

”Just one thing, comrade… This isn’t about the_dunk_tank… We’re fighting for the new comm.”

 
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