Esoteir

joined 5 years ago
[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

me in between posts

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

geordi-no cup

geordi-yes statant cup

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

the meme is even more apt when you realize the deserter got the game just to leave a bad review and refund, but kim and measurehead both ended up materially supporting the moralintern (the wizard game)

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

buying a nintendo game is betraying the revolutionlenin-pensive

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i might just have shit media literacy but the movie was p liberal tbh, it mainly used revolutionaries as a set dressing for a father/daughter drama, and when it did portray them it portrayed them mostly as a bunch of dorks or it being sexual pathology, only the tendency-free sanctuary city operation and bringing your iphone to a protest were really portrayed positively shrug-outta-hecks

which is to say even that is better than 99% of hollywood revolutionary portrayal, a very low bar but still

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

new bigender origin story just dropped

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

so two days ago he was playing fortnite on the nintendo switch, and because nintendo doesn't use unions in their controller factories, the control sticks eventually start to drift over time. Like the butterfly effect, this caused Newsom to almost lose his #1 Victory Royale because when he got downed his character started moving all over the place, making it harder for his duo to actually get him up. This instantly turned him from 0.5 hitler to 0.4999 repeating hitler, and not wanting lyft and uber riders to have their drivers get wheel drift (driving into a wall bc they're underpaid), he signed the bill, hoping people riding in ubers and lyfts get their own transportation #1 Victory Royale

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

yeah GL rocks too, I really like how radically different it does the light spectrum stuff and it's cool to have Jo back as a lead character. That and Al Ewing as writer deffo has my attention: I loved Immortal Hulk's anti-capitalist bruce banner

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

absolute peakman, every panel is just another chance to farm aura

ong the other absolute titles are all good for anyone looking to read more comic slop, absolute martian manhunter reimagines him as a stand user and it's peak shit both writing and art-wise

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

geordi-no playing league in a 5 stack

geordi-yes getting drunk, solo queueing, instalocking yuumi, and getting emotionally attached to the adc

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

average SCP article be like

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

In my restless dreams, I see that stop. Little Tokyo/Arts District Station

 

OST for the post: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=L31pory1RpI

"We’re headed for hexbear… That’s where our new home is now. Hey. That was some subreddit we had, huh? Four years ago… pinging the chuds… Posting pig poop balls… And they took it away. We're gonna rebuild it… Make a new place, together. That we can call home. Yeah, we were bears, alright. Slinking around out of spez’s sight, picking up whatever kind of dirty upvotes we could find. You name it, we did it… You see this? Hexbear… Our new home. A phantom of our former selves… Shitposts, dunks… We weren’t allowed either. Yeah, I remember it all."

[A flashback plays from 1 day ago, the attack on the_dredge_tank]

”Comrade… Why are we still here… Just to suffer? Every night, I can read UlyssesT's elon posts, and the random twitter feed lib posts… and even the lemmy.world posts… The comms we’ve lost… It won’t stop hurting, like they’re all still there… You feel it too, don’t you? I’m the one who got caught up with lemmy, a group above hexbear, even the chapos, and I was the parasite below, feeding off their votes… They came after you in the_dunk_tank, then the_dredge_tank. Lemmy just… keeps growing, federating with everything in its path, getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now… comrade… We're gonna make ‘em give back our past… Take back everything that we’ve lost. And we won’t rest… until we do. Our new dunk comm. I don’t know how long it’ll take, but we'll make it bigger… better than before… comrade...”

[The helicopter lands at c/commrequest]

”Things have changed, comrade. We pull in upvotes, users, just to combat comm closure. Rubbing our noses in thirty rainbow reply lines, all for a new comm. The site calls for dunks, and we answer. No greater good, no just cause. They sent us to c/counterpropaganda… But we’re going even deeper”

”I know… I’m already a joker. Reddit’s not my kind of place anyway.”

”Chapo dot chat, for four whole years. That ends today. Now you’re not logged off, and we’re not reddit shitposters... We’re hexbears.”

”We can dunk, comrade. And you can recruit the badposters that can do it.”

”Just one thing, comrade… This isn’t about the_dunk_tank… We’re fighting for the new comm.”

 
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