Esoteir

joined 5 years ago
[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

geordi-no train posting with math

geordi-yes train posting with meth

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

SR2 was my favorite tone-wise, it was just serious enough with stuff like

spoilerCarlos' death
to make all of the absurd stuff more funny, SR3 and beyond goes full absurd, which is still funny, but it lacks the contrast to make it hit as hard

that being said I haven't played it in almost twenty years (fucking hell chomsky-yes-honey ) so it probably aged like milk both humor and gameplay wise

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'd say it's better on retail with a caveat: normal is like, for normal human beings, heroic is for normal human beings who are unemployed, and mythic difficulty is for normal human beings who are employed playing world of warcraft for their guild for like 3 dollars an hour stuck in a small 2x2 internet cafe cubicle, forced to learn every mechanic and put thirty weakauras on their screen

there's also the mythic plus system dungeon system where you basically turn the panic attack + interacting with gamers dial up and down at a granular scale until you either want to drop out or get too jokerfied to stop

or like me you just start roleplaying on moon guard ong centrist

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

main build: black, pink, purple

free of sleep issues, banger ahh free drinks with no health impact, and semi-guaranteed work making it*lian food (and if that doesn't work out you can make banger ahh pizzas outside of work)

anti-italian-action

alternate build: red, brown, black

become a cat-themed renegade speaking to outdoor cats and creating a nyanguard intelligence network for the revolution

catgirl-smug

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

pirate-jammin there be only one principle I be followin'

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 43 points 2 weeks ago

shit i guess im not gay because i was raised straight centrist brb i gotta go unsuck some dicks

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 54 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

now I don't have to feel bad about pirating

ye never have to, scallywag. the secret of the seas is the materialist creed

if ye download twenty yards of linen, the landlubber who made it still has their twenty yards of linen

~ Avast Kapital Vol. 1 pirate-jammin

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

critical support to MiKKKroSSoft in their protracted browser war with Google

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 43 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

how would you even enforce this lmao

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

:cylon-pensive: all of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

hexbear object show confirmed beanis

 

OST for the post: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=L31pory1RpI

"We’re headed for hexbear… That’s where our new home is now. Hey. That was some subreddit we had, huh? Four years ago… pinging the chuds… Posting pig poop balls… And they took it away. We're gonna rebuild it… Make a new place, together. That we can call home. Yeah, we were bears, alright. Slinking around out of spez’s sight, picking up whatever kind of dirty upvotes we could find. You name it, we did it… You see this? Hexbear… Our new home. A phantom of our former selves… Shitposts, dunks… We weren’t allowed either. Yeah, I remember it all."

[A flashback plays from 1 day ago, the attack on the_dredge_tank]

”Comrade… Why are we still here… Just to suffer? Every night, I can read UlyssesT's elon posts, and the random twitter feed lib posts… and even the lemmy.world posts… The comms we’ve lost… It won’t stop hurting, like they’re all still there… You feel it too, don’t you? I’m the one who got caught up with lemmy, a group above hexbear, even the chapos, and I was the parasite below, feeding off their votes… They came after you in the_dunk_tank, then the_dredge_tank. Lemmy just… keeps growing, federating with everything in its path, getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now… comrade… We're gonna make ‘em give back our past… Take back everything that we’ve lost. And we won’t rest… until we do. Our new dunk comm. I don’t know how long it’ll take, but we'll make it bigger… better than before… comrade...”

[The helicopter lands at c/commrequest]

”Things have changed, comrade. We pull in upvotes, users, just to combat comm closure. Rubbing our noses in thirty rainbow reply lines, all for a new comm. The site calls for dunks, and we answer. No greater good, no just cause. They sent us to c/counterpropaganda… But we’re going even deeper”

”I know… I’m already a joker. Reddit’s not my kind of place anyway.”

”Chapo dot chat, for four whole years. That ends today. Now you’re not logged off, and we’re not reddit shitposters... We’re hexbears.”

”We can dunk, comrade. And you can recruit the badposters that can do it.”

”Just one thing, comrade… This isn’t about the_dunk_tank… We’re fighting for the new comm.”

 
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