Esoteir

joined 5 years ago
[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

jump a lot tbh, it's a part of my "dance and jump around outside a bit while listening to tunes in the sun every day" anti-depression aktion

don't really do like full practical jumps often tho really, i think i had to jump over a puddle like two months ago i guess? and ofc short hops on and off of curbs and shit i guess

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 21 points 4 hours ago

marjorie taylor greene... welcome to the resistance

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 13 points 21 hours ago

still better ping than my ranked teammates lenin-pensive

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 21 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

billionaire LAN parties obvs

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

funnily enough, the first time I saw Wonder Woman I was late to the theater and it was pretty much right after she left Themyscira, so I did kinda assume every amazon was just fish-out-of-water like Gal Gadot's acting was lmao

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

agony-yehaw really getting that renaissance of thinly veiled homophobia from libs with the epstein/trump/clinton emails

fully expecting trump blowjob street art to reach the front page of reddit by the end of the weekend shulk-vision

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

ong its been a decade and i forgot how any of ts works, most i ever did on KSP was crash a rocket onto the moon and then send a second rocket to land and bring my stranded astronaut back to earth like The Martian or some shit, and then successfully landed both of the astronauts back on earth

i was so satisfied with managing to do this that i never launched the game again tbqh lenin-pensive

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

to copy the other commenters here:

it's because they've had more opportunities: the influence of family income on IQ is proof of this. This isn't because rich people have better brain hardware or whatever. at least in the US, they probably were in some high-income K-12 that gave them the resources to start messing with computer code years before most people get the opportunity, at an age level when learning languages is much easier

and I know this is probably overstated, but the fact you think they're better at programming than you is a sign you're better than you think you are. At the very least, you have a good sense of what good programming looks like, which is an incredibly helpful sense to have when you're a programmer. learn2code github side hustle culture fuckin sucks regardless

if there were more programmers like you and less programmers like them, the world would genuinely be a better place, and there'd be less daemonic crypto hell-satans being cooked up in silicon valley every day shrug-outta-hecks

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago (5 children)

The "dunno how to make any dash other than - on a pc or phone" gang stays winning screm-cool

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

ᑐ ᑌ ᑎ ᑕ reference seen-this-one

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I didn't read the article until just now lmao guillermo just straight up says ts in it: (poorly translated into english)

"He showed me Patlabor which would later be one of the main inspirations for making Pacific Rim and I showed him Battle Angel, which later became a great movie we saw together,” added Del Toro.

tony-cheer it's canon! cheer

 

OST for the post: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=L31pory1RpI

"We’re headed for hexbear… That’s where our new home is now. Hey. That was some subreddit we had, huh? Four years ago… pinging the chuds… Posting pig poop balls… And they took it away. We're gonna rebuild it… Make a new place, together. That we can call home. Yeah, we were bears, alright. Slinking around out of spez’s sight, picking up whatever kind of dirty upvotes we could find. You name it, we did it… You see this? Hexbear… Our new home. A phantom of our former selves… Shitposts, dunks… We weren’t allowed either. Yeah, I remember it all."

[A flashback plays from 1 day ago, the attack on the_dredge_tank]

”Comrade… Why are we still here… Just to suffer? Every night, I can read UlyssesT's elon posts, and the random twitter feed lib posts… and even the lemmy.world posts… The comms we’ve lost… It won’t stop hurting, like they’re all still there… You feel it too, don’t you? I’m the one who got caught up with lemmy, a group above hexbear, even the chapos, and I was the parasite below, feeding off their votes… They came after you in the_dunk_tank, then the_dredge_tank. Lemmy just… keeps growing, federating with everything in its path, getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now… comrade… We're gonna make ‘em give back our past… Take back everything that we’ve lost. And we won’t rest… until we do. Our new dunk comm. I don’t know how long it’ll take, but we'll make it bigger… better than before… comrade...”

[The helicopter lands at c/commrequest]

”Things have changed, comrade. We pull in upvotes, users, just to combat comm closure. Rubbing our noses in thirty rainbow reply lines, all for a new comm. The site calls for dunks, and we answer. No greater good, no just cause. They sent us to c/counterpropaganda… But we’re going even deeper”

”I know… I’m already a joker. Reddit’s not my kind of place anyway.”

”Chapo dot chat, for four whole years. That ends today. Now you’re not logged off, and we’re not reddit shitposters... We’re hexbears.”

”We can dunk, comrade. And you can recruit the badposters that can do it.”

”Just one thing, comrade… This isn’t about the_dunk_tank… We’re fighting for the new comm.”

 
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