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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago

The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Am I misunderstanding the injury or does it look like you could clean off most of that blood with a wet paper towel?

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

People (it's mostly guys) who take pics like this without cleaning it up at all annoy me because its a combination of "look how fucked up i got and how tough i am" with "Haha look how nonchalant and quirky i am" and it's like, of course you're nonchalant, it looks like you got into a jam jar and forgot you had hands, if you washed away blood there would be no serious wound, nothing scary or impressive to warrant a picture at all. I'm sure I looked worse than this in elementary school when I was the nosebleed kid.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Might be glue?

The shine and the way it flakes, I feel pretty confident that it's something similar to super glue. They use that stuff for closing wounds too.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

You're not wiping that off, a lot of that is bruising with the bloodier looking parts actually being stitches. Also a pretty good visual example of how the sunken circular structure of the eye socket protects the eyes. hahaha

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

20 stitches? I thought he only went to the hospital for "an abundance of caution" not because his face was falling out

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

He's the new Mitch McConnell.

The senator had a minor mishap. = Possible brain damage.

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's not that bad. He's a little dinged up, sure, but nothing too bad. You could superglue that shut.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

If it's big and deep enough you get 20 stitches you don't want to superglue it.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Very fine sutures due to facial injury for minimal scarring? I have zero medical knowledge but I'm sure I've heard of that sort of thing.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Got it in one. You use very fine sutures placed closer together, which means the wound is very likely to reopen if subject to a lot of stress. BUT, very few people lift with their face.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah 20 stitches for Fetterman isn't the same as 20 stitches for a regular person coming into an emergency department.

A buckfifty it aint.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i just mean that 20 stitches is kind of a lot and not "oh we were just being cautious" but it's also good to point out him getting rich people cosmetic treatment when we poors would be lucky to retain our skin and our bank accounts with lesser treatment

[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 week ago

Fetterman's body keeps trying to be a bro, you'll get it soon enough lil buddy

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's so sad to see someone's neurological decline. Remember when he was just a regular likable guy that held a random black man at gunpoint?

[–] blobus@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

how could you not yearn for when he was a totally normal mayor running down citizens with his truck

[–] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Burgerreich politicians doing ad tweets now. This is clearly promoting the new Frankenstein film.

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

apart from the bloodstains he’s especially mr clean-esque in this pic

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

The creature was at least capable of empathy

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

I'm surprised he didn't work Israel into this somehow

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago
[–] vii@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Always was, but you already knew that.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

It's worse when he smiles.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Naa:

Witnesses report his sleeve falling into his soup.

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[–] booty@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe he'll become based now that he hit his head

[–] graymess@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Well-wishes?

[–] core@leminal.space 5 points 1 week ago

Don't rush, stay home as long as you need. Democracy will be better for it.

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

The Bruised Gentleman i-love-killing-people