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[–] towhee@hexbear.net 49 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 41 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Even if it was real, the beer would get warm super quick lmao.

spoilerStill kinda funny tho

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 48 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

some people drink warm beers, did you know

also if you're getting "i'm drinkiing my jacket" drunk I don't think you care about the temp as much

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

some people drink warm beers, did you know

Yeah, and they're all gross Europeans lmao

also if you're getting "i'm drinkiing my jacket" drunk I don't think you care about the temp as much

I think you're onto something with this

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Those tend to be different types of beer like real ale but your point about not caring about temperature when the beer comes from a jacket is fair

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Some people have drinking jackets, some people drink their jackets.

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

maybe i wear my beer jacket over a heat trapping thermal layer while ice fishing.

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

and it would foam up past the point of drinkable if you moved around at all.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] jack@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Why do westerners always jump to China's advanced social and technological achievements as AI? Is it so hard to believe that socialism is capable of things capitalism is not?

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

advanced social and technological achievements

From personal experience, drinking beer through a straw is like drinking a full pint of head. It is like the "what if communism was a beer" meme. China is far too advanced to be making this sort of fundamental mistake.

[–] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Truly, if this is real, China is millennia ahead of the West

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

i read about a sort of camel pack made to look like your gut meant for sneaking your own beer into a stadium 20 years ago

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I think it's cause the straw seems to end where the jacket begins and can't be seen through the jacket at all.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why do westerners always jump to China's advanced social and technological achievements as AI?

Uh, we're talking about a beer jacket? You can be the biggest China supporter ever and think that's such a bizarre idea that it's probably AI.

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[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

I agree with your sentiment, but in this case it is. See my comment downthread.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What's the tell? It looks real to me

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

This one got me too, took me ages to figure out. You might need to find a higher res version that isn't a screenshot of a screenshot, but look at the Tsingtao logo on the jacket compared to a real one. The English letters are almost perfect, only slightly off, but the Chinese characters underneath, specifically the second and fourth one, are pretty mangled. I bet some of the Chinese in the background is garbage too.

Gonna have to learn Mandarin to start spotting this shit.

EDIT: I went and found it.

Image

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This looks like an AI alteration maybe? Like the original photo was the guy wearing a regular Tsingtao jacket and it was painted out with like Adobe content aware fill or something.

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Other people have pointed out issues like disappearing arm and straw inconsistencies. The blue Tsingtao logo is jank (anyone using adobe should have masked that out, surely) and the zipper is also busted but I can see that just happening on a jacket like that.

If I could read Mandarin I bet it'd be an easy spot based on the signs in the background. Either way tho, it's fake as fuck.

EDIT: also just noticed the guy in the background off Beer Jacket's right shoulder. Looks like he's wearing a sling bag that just disappears halfway up his back.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

He doesn't have a right arm. Or seemingly a left shoulder to joining where his left arm would be. Also, assuming the jacket was filled at one point it should be deflating as he drinks it, not staying puffy.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

For me it was the straw. You can't see it inside the jacket. It cuts off where the jacket starts.

[–] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

On top of that, the guy's body becomes transparent inside the jacket. Which is kinda necessary when you want the beer to look as if it's in a beer glas, ofc.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh yeah, his arm on the right of the frame disappears just above the foam line, which also looks fake, to even and if youre sloshing all that beer around in a jacket its gonna be flat

[–] ItsPequod@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Basically the whole jacket defies physics, if you think about it for just a moment. Like, drinking from a sealed bag wouldn't allow for it to be all puffed up like that, imagine one of those little koolaid juice pouches.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe he blew the air back im with the straw

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[–] Edie@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘵. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

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[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Genuinely, describes a kind of cultural exchange that US oligarchs ought to be very scared of.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Remember that week people were going on rednote?

[–] theoryenjoyer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

That week had lasting effects too

For me it purged all my "China bad" liberal brainworms like a horse dose of Ivermectin

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck that was a cool week.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

According to observers, the three-day summit began with a photo op in which the schlub diplomats posed together while wearing recently purchased “Everything’s Bigger Down Under” T-shirts and blinking just as the camera flashes went off. U.S. schlub emissary Lenny Robinson then presented his Chinese counterpart with welcoming gifts that included a partially spent $25 Dunkin’ Donuts gift card and a VHS tape of Tremors recorded from a recent TNT broadcast.

chefs-kiss

[–] Vingst@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s funny that at some point you have to raise your arms to finish the beer in the sleeves.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

T posing while getting drunk

[–] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Can I get some bag pants to pee into while I drink body temp beer?

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 weeks ago

This is how humans invent the stillsuit

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

my body is a machine that moves yellow liquid 3 feet downward

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

beer parka
piss pants

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

it takes a lot of consistent work to soften people on their sinophobia, but it is possible.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

warm alcoholism

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago

This guy needs to be an emote.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Hold on need to take a quick sippy...

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

this just makes me want a beer jacket

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)
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[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Wouldn't it be smarter to just make a jacket with a bunch of insulated beer can sized pockets on it?

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