Where's the tic-tacs
this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2025
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Rolling with the queen sounds like a nightmare lol
The queen:
She would definitely be carrying a ppk, not what looks like a baretta. also, i don't see a coke spoon in ther.
but I'm glad to see she's carrying a quarter in case she needs to call mom to pick her up, thats ver responsible.
It's an fn 5-7 made in Belgium
Thought it was a S&W Shield EZ, but I'm sure you're right. An EZ would be a better choice for an elderly woman who may struggle with the slide! :)
No Saddam?
Where is the bottle of gin?
She never carried cash and she had plenty of people to do the murdering for her.
I remember a documentary about the Queen's guard, where they mentioned that she did indeed carry small amounts of cash in her purse.
What would you ever need that for if you never go out in public unaccompanied? It's not like the royal palace has vending machines 🤔
She doesn't spend the cash. It's her ID card.
She reportedly carried a five-pound note specifically to put in the donation basket at church on Sunday. The note had been ironed by her butler into a little folded square so that only her face showed.
Surprised she wouldn't be rocking the Webely.
There's also a Totem Of Undying somewhere there
She lost that some time in August 2022 I think. Put it in a "safe place"
Guess she had the royal butt plug inserted when this was snapped.
Pretty sure Prince Phillip is dead.
Just like her.
what do you think this is chess?
The Queen's Gambit, indeed.
She keeps that thang on her.
Foreign currency to keep them off her trail.
If you gotta bug out and go on the lam, American cash is going to be your most liquid currency.
I feel like she’d also have a pack of 20 John Player Specials for emergencies and a voodoo doll of the current PM.
Being prepared for anything is why she lasted until she was 96 years old.
Severed shrunken head of an African child
Andrew's phone number, alongside the knowledge she was fully aware of what he was up too.
To throw at disloyal citizens
Too big of a pistol. Nobody carries Barretta in a purse.
Also, where's the coke?
Yeah, this is how you know it's fake. She's the type for a pre-PP Walther. She'd also carry it in a case, because that's what gun owners in Europe generally do. Also, there's no reason for her to carry the coke, it's served on a silver platter on demand.
She'd never drive around in a Mercedes.
Yeah that’s some Pope shit to do
False. There is no brick to kill the crazy dog.
I'd expect a wrench and screwdriver or two. At least she knew how to use them.
This must be from after the crown jewels were stolen. Explains the gun, too.