I can't even imagine what it must have been like before they had legs
this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2025
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Whole place was crawling with pussy.
I'm visualizing vagina lips moving like little legs.
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"She's got cilia"
"She was leggy. Legs for days. Too many legs, in fact. She resembled something akin to a millipede. She may have, in fact, not even been human."
9/10, would.
Sounds like a police squad quote
She knows how to UUUSE them
Alright, picky ablist mf
Also
knows how to choose them
Like us adhd sufferers don't get it rubbed in our face on a daily basis.
I want a girl with a short skirt and a LOOOOOOONG skirt underneath it so I cant see her ankles.
The jacket could be so long it's a coat where you can't see them either.
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tbf, country music is still very much like: "sundress. also she has hair and is drinking"
Ooh, she's a killing machine
She got everything
Like a moving mouth
Body control and everything
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Hard to be picky when men have forgotten what drives every girl crazy.
You're just making a solid ZZ top reference and some troglodyte down voted you. Sigh.
Shania Twain still wont be impressed.
Whatever you do don't go back to the 50s because every song is about teenage girls.
same with the 80s.
Ted Nugent the great American Patriot was definitely not singing about being a Pedo in his song "Jailbait"
I mean just look at these lyrics. Nothing to see here:
Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you're probably clean There's one little think I got do to you
Courtney Love fellated him reportedly, while less than 14 years of age.
Burn it all down.
Him and kid rock seriously just told on themselves and are practically worshipped by the same people who always use the "think about the kids" argument.
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Back in my time body heat was an extra.
At first I thought this was a red meridian nod, then I parsed it with your comment. Life is a little less magical now.
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Men were definitely less picky before, the paradise city was just a city with pretty girls and green grass.
Well you gotta admit a place with bluegrass isn't paradise... It's probably Kentucky!
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If driving fast cars you like, or low bars you like
If old hymns you like, or bare limbs you like
If Mae West you like, or me undressed you like
Well, nobody will oppose!
- Cole Porter (1934)
I mean, I've met plenty of women with legs, but fairly few who know how to use them.
On a potentially funnier note: I'm pretty sure I did actually date 'Rosie' from 'Whole Lotta Rosie'... pretty damn close to the exact measurements in the song.
Unfortunately, she did not know how to use her legs, in the ZZ Top sense.
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That's because the average person has 1.999... legs, hence the appreciation for having 2.
They didn't say she had 2. It's plural, but she could have 8 legs for all you know.
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All I'm asking is that she has lungs and is able to use them
Careful, I've been called out for ableism in this post, and your comment might be perilously close.
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I mean that's basically what I'm currently looking for in a woman
*legs optional.
To be fair, she did know how to use them
βMy darlingβs still got all her teethβ¦β
Prolly never heard Ugly God smh
βWell, daughter, havenβt I taught you to forgive and to forget? So, your father sowed his oats, oh still you should not fret. Your father may be the cause of all the boys in town, but stillβ¦.. Heβs not the one who sired you so marry who you will.β
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