DasFaultier

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[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

prank people pull

Maybe it's a "prank" beavers pull.

EDIT: Formatting

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can tell you from painful experience that two weeks is quite realistic.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Yup, can very much confirm.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh, is that one of these Japanese management techniques? Sounds really bad... Would it help you if I read you the number on the modem?

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I'm all here for gay sloths.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Shame. Maybe with a better firmware...

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The more important question is: are they very, VERY good boys who like belly scritches and fetching sticks?

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Eh, it's usually stuff that needs to be built/fixed in and around the house/garden. It's not too much fun while doing it, but the satisfaction when everything is done and progress is made and another corner of the house is new and shiny is oh so sweet.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It absolutely is. They usually come in dozens, are stubborn and hairy and stinky, and their hair regrows lightning fast.

Also, they're not literal yaks.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Probably shave some yaks...

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You mean, other than just... existing?

  • She lets out sweet little barks in her sleep while she's dreaming.
  • She loves to lay in the tall grass, but whenever she sees one of us approaching, she'll show her belly for us to scratch it.
  • She'll lay under my desk when I have to work just to be close.

It's just normal dog stuff, but she's just so stinkin' cute!

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Pepperidge Farms remembers!

 
 

... with one ear clearly out of place.

 

Hey everyone,

I'm looking for a system that:

  • I can self host
  • Is slim, because I don't have beefy hardware (Intel J5040, 32GB RAM, shared by all VMs/containers)
  • can be used to create an inventory of all the tech/hardware that I have in my house (not exclusively IT, I also wasn't to track things like warranty for my chainsaws and the like)
  • does take at least the device make/model, serial number (for insurance cases) and warranty dates
  • is not some kind of enterprise-how-many-items-of-this-article-do-i-have-in-stock-things, because that seems to be the only thing I seem to be able to find, and they neither match my use case nor do they seem to be lightweight enough.

... and honestly, I don't even know where to start looking. Do you guys have any recommendations?

Of course, I could just use a spreadsheet, but where's the fun in that?

EDIT: Thank you all so much for the engaged discussion and all the suggestions, you're the best!

 

Basically the title. I was trying Beszel monitoring, which supports alerting via Shoutrrr, but with Shoutrrr being an abandoned project, are there any well-maintained forks that the community has agreed to use?

If not, what are your recommendations? In familiar with all things sysadmin, but I'm new to notification tools, hence me asking. Bonus points for single binary deployment and frugal use of resources; I'm sick of running a stack of fat container images. Boring is good.

Thank you everyone!

 
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