DasFaultier

joined 2 years ago
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

What should I use? apt? apt-get? aptitude?

The answer, of course, is nala.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

They're in a cult, it doesn't have to check out. Sadly -.-

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

I mean, MROWWW, but it's really not worth it hurting my partner for it.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago (3 children)

So you're saying all I have to do of apologize to someone, and then a cat will appear and sit on my lap, got it.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe even a bit more every time they decide to.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, never go out in the rain without your coat on.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

I think @CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world meant dogs with sunglasses riding motorcycles. Because I think we all agree here that all dogs are indeed very, VERY good dogs.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Looks like the Binary Symbol from Tron.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe I am and it's what religions call rebirth or life after death and in that case I couldn't care less, but I do have memories of yesterday and the days before that, so I'm kinda pretty sure there's nothing loopy going on here.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago

You mean like a 40" vibrator, right?

 
 

... with one ear clearly out of place.

 

Hey everyone,

I'm looking for a system that:

  • I can self host
  • Is slim, because I don't have beefy hardware (Intel J5040, 32GB RAM, shared by all VMs/containers)
  • can be used to create an inventory of all the tech/hardware that I have in my house (not exclusively IT, I also wasn't to track things like warranty for my chainsaws and the like)
  • does take at least the device make/model, serial number (for insurance cases) and warranty dates
  • is not some kind of enterprise-how-many-items-of-this-article-do-i-have-in-stock-things, because that seems to be the only thing I seem to be able to find, and they neither match my use case nor do they seem to be lightweight enough.

... and honestly, I don't even know where to start looking. Do you guys have any recommendations?

Of course, I could just use a spreadsheet, but where's the fun in that?

EDIT: Thank you all so much for the engaged discussion and all the suggestions, you're the best!

 

Basically the title. I was trying Beszel monitoring, which supports alerting via Shoutrrr, but with Shoutrrr being an abandoned project, are there any well-maintained forks that the community has agreed to use?

If not, what are your recommendations? In familiar with all things sysadmin, but I'm new to notification tools, hence me asking. Bonus points for single binary deployment and frugal use of resources; I'm sick of running a stack of fat container images. Boring is good.

Thank you everyone!

 
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