I can tell you from painful experience that two weeks is quite realistic.
DasFaultier
Yup, can very much confirm.
Oh, is that one of these Japanese management techniques? Sounds really bad... Would it help you if I read you the number on the modem?
I'm all here for gay sloths.
Shame. Maybe with a better firmware...
The more important question is: are they very, VERY good boys who like belly scritches and fetching sticks?
Eh, it's usually stuff that needs to be built/fixed in and around the house/garden. It's not too much fun while doing it, but the satisfaction when everything is done and progress is made and another corner of the house is new and shiny is oh so sweet.
It absolutely is. They usually come in dozens, are stubborn and hairy and stinky, and their hair regrows lightning fast.
Also, they're not literal yaks.
Probably shave some yaks...
You mean, other than just... existing?
- She lets out sweet little barks in her sleep while she's dreaming.
- She loves to lay in the tall grass, but whenever she sees one of us approaching, she'll show her belly for us to scratch it.
- She'll lay under my desk when I have to work just to be close.
It's just normal dog stuff, but she's just so stinkin' cute!

Pepperidge Farms remembers!
Maybe it's a "prank" beavers pull.
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