DasFaultier

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Big if true in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 22 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I accidentally the squirrel.

Nothing to see here. Just a pine cone. in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 hours ago

So do I! I sometimes ask them: "What are you laughing at?!"

What are some backhanded compliments that are very subtle? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

"You remind me of you when I was your age."

What are some backhanded compliments that are very subtle? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
Nothing to see here. Just a pine cone. in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you can't really put a value judgement on evolution

I can and I will and you can't stop me!

(/s for safety)

Nothing to see here. Just a pine cone. in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean it sure would sound hilarious.

"Tik tok tik tok tik tok kchchch AAAAAAAHH!!!”

Accurate. in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay, but how easy is it to scritch their cute little snoots?

Americans have 400 days to save their democracy in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago (5 children)

OK, lemme get this straight. This is a group project for 340M people with a deadline that is more than a year ahead. How do we think this will work out?

  • People will do nothing for another at least 10 months or so, then panic and do anything to at least have something to show for.
  • Most people won't participate at all and hope that the rest will hand in something that they can claim ownership of.
  • When the deadline arrives, they will try to copy the democracy of neighboring nations, even though it's far too late to change the outcome.
Do you think anyone will be able to remember who any of us are in 600 years? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

As they say in preservation, metadata is key.

Do you think anyone will be able to remember who any of us are in 600 years? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Yeah, and they'll like it, whether they like it or not!

Seems Overly Complicated in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Molly White is a treasure.

I do indeed in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"In fact, I've been garbage for many years myself!"

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Lotta says hi from the coast... (sh.itjust.works)
 

... with one ear clearly out of place.

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[Solved] Looking for ... inventory management, I guess? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works to c/selfhosted@lemmy.world
57 comments fedilink
 

Hey everyone,

I'm looking for a system that:

  • I can self host
  • Is slim, because I don't have beefy hardware (Intel J5040, 32GB RAM, shared by all VMs/containers)
  • can be used to create an inventory of all the tech/hardware that I have in my house (not exclusively IT, I also wasn't to track things like warranty for my chainsaws and the like)
  • does take at least the device make/model, serial number (for insurance cases) and warranty dates
  • is not some kind of enterprise-how-many-items-of-this-article-do-i-have-in-stock-things, because that seems to be the only thing I seem to be able to find, and they neither match my use case nor do they seem to be lightweight enough.

... and honestly, I don't even know where to start looking. Do you guys have any recommendations?

Of course, I could just use a spreadsheet, but where's the fun in that?

EDIT: Thank you all so much for the engaged discussion and all the suggestions, you're the best!

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Shoutrrr alternative (sh.itjust.works)
 

Basically the title. I was trying Beszel monitoring, which supports alerting via Shoutrrr, but with Shoutrrr being an abandoned project, are there any well-maintained forks that the community has agreed to use?

If not, what are your recommendations? In familiar with all things sysadmin, but I'm new to notification tools, hence me asking. Bonus points for single binary deployment and frugal use of resources; I'm sick of running a stack of fat container images. Boring is good.

Thank you everyone!

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Lotta loves the snow (sh.itjust.works)
 
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