DasFaultier

joined 2 years ago

Eh, we don't have Costco where I live, can't help you with that part.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I bought a Reolink a few months ago, and I quite like it.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fuck dude, just ... fuck. I'm sorry you had to endure this, and I hope you can heal one day. Rather sooner than later, if I had to decide.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

with a short dick

You know what they say: it looks like an inch but it smells like a foot.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honest question: ... So?

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

"The Wizard of Ounce"

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Layoffs will continue until morale improves.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Does the horse ride along in the car with its head sticking out of the roof, or do multiple horses carry each car around the course? Or! Do horses pull a wagon with the car on it?

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, and don't give them names, for dog's sake!

But tbh, sharpen your knives. It really helps a lot, because the cells are cut instead of being crushed, which greatly reduces the release of whatever make your eyes tear up.

 
 

... with one ear clearly out of place.

 

Hey everyone,

I'm looking for a system that:

  • I can self host
  • Is slim, because I don't have beefy hardware (Intel J5040, 32GB RAM, shared by all VMs/containers)
  • can be used to create an inventory of all the tech/hardware that I have in my house (not exclusively IT, I also wasn't to track things like warranty for my chainsaws and the like)
  • does take at least the device make/model, serial number (for insurance cases) and warranty dates
  • is not some kind of enterprise-how-many-items-of-this-article-do-i-have-in-stock-things, because that seems to be the only thing I seem to be able to find, and they neither match my use case nor do they seem to be lightweight enough.

... and honestly, I don't even know where to start looking. Do you guys have any recommendations?

Of course, I could just use a spreadsheet, but where's the fun in that?

EDIT: Thank you all so much for the engaged discussion and all the suggestions, you're the best!

 

Basically the title. I was trying Beszel monitoring, which supports alerting via Shoutrrr, but with Shoutrrr being an abandoned project, are there any well-maintained forks that the community has agreed to use?

If not, what are your recommendations? In familiar with all things sysadmin, but I'm new to notification tools, hence me asking. Bonus points for single binary deployment and frugal use of resources; I'm sick of running a stack of fat container images. Boring is good.

Thank you everyone!

 
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