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That's because the average person has 1.999... legs, hence the appreciation for having 2.
They didn't say she had 2. It's plural, but she could have 8 legs for all you know.
Quelaag mommy‽
Maybe. Or maybe she likes to collect spare bits of furniture that might come in handy one day. I've got several legs.
Although, I don't know how to use them. Yeah, all things considered, she's probably just Quelaag