this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2025
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[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 67 points 4 months ago
[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 64 points 4 months ago (4 children)

RFK's immediate response is to hightail it out of there. i-cant

[–] TheSovietOnion@hexbear.net 48 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

He's running out of range of the Havana syndrome beam

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 42 points 4 months ago

Kennedy's don't have a good track record with sudden slumps

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 4 months ago

He cannot tolerate the presence of weakness. It's contagious, you see. Unlike coronavirus. Which is fake.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Could be poison gas, like in Leto's tooth in dune, how was he to know

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 60 points 4 months ago (2 children)

dude that guy looked fucked. he was off screen when it started, but once he was in frame he looked fuckin' dead on his feet with like 4 people trying to keep him from tipping over.

the look on his face though was like bloodless and blank.

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 50 points 4 months ago

Tbf, that's what all pharma execs look like.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 49 points 4 months ago

He didn't get his adrenochrome infusion todaydeeper-sadness

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 51 points 4 months ago (2 children)

RFK running out of there, I'm not a doctor!

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 46 points 4 months ago

ingrained reaction in the kennedy family to immediately leave the premises when somebody ~~overdoses~~, uh, loses consciousness

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

🎵Don't listen to me, listen to your worm!🎵

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

~~Walk~~ Run without rhythm - it won't attract the worm

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 38 points 4 months ago (4 children)
[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 88 points 4 months ago (7 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How could you do this to me Bob, we had a very nice press conference going on, like no one has ever seen and then boom! Down you go. So disrespectful, we hated seeing that, didn't we folks? We did. But Bob, well he's okay, I think, maybe? Who knows, nobody knows or will know, but we will know soon enough and bigly I might add, thank you. trump-anguish

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He fell during a perfectly run press conference. We had camera shutters like you wouldn't believe. Millions and millions of pictures being taken. Ol Bobblin Bob took the spotlight from DJT. What are you bobbing for, Bob? Apples? Unbelievable...

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

Collapsed like a dog!!

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago

He's gonna get his money's worth on those standing lessons

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago

Standing school graduate with disappointment written across his face as his understudy fails miserably, colorized (2025)

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago

lol it looks like he's about to salute the camera.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

Typical night at the pub. The guy even looks like a geezer.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Watching that video of the folks hopelessly trying to get the photographers to stop shooting is very fun

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

Tiiiimberrrr

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

taking one for the team

hope it's contagious lol