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[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 88 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Gotta say I'm livid about that article synopsis

helped lead the country into the ill-fated Iraq war on faulty assumptions

Really, that's what we're calling that now? Just a little 'oopsie' where nobody was culpable, not even the monsters leading the charge and fabricating the evidence?

[–] RustyVenture@hexbear.net 52 points 1 month ago

citations-needed The Always Stumbling US Empire

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Iraq War was a success for the US. It achieved its minimalist goals of destabilizing the region, which still pays dividends to this day. I don't think Syria would have fallen if not for ISIS, which the US invasion of Iraq basically created.

https://hexbear.net/comment/6401253

But, for AmeriKKKan politicians and journalists to admit that would be to reveal how evil they are.

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[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 68 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its not fedposting if they're already dead πŸ₯³πŸ₯³

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] Kopfrkingl@hexbear.net 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a tragedy that he lived this long

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[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 66 points 1 month ago

crab-party Damn, this is a good day, someone check on Kamala, she must be mortified that her good friend is gone cri

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago

party-blob part-of-history party-blob

the-democrat "That's sick! He may have been evil incarnate, but he was still a family man; a man of conviction; a man you could work with. You all should be ashamed of celebrating his death!"

Lastly, I don't usually think too much about coincidences, but on Sunday I had a clear, out-of-the-blue, thought of "Huh, Dick Cheney is still alive right? That fuckin' sucks..." and I'm extra happy that I never have to have that thought again bloomer

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dick Cheney now gets to meet his biggest fan, Satan

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Finally some good fucking news. I needed that.

[–] Eldritch@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

Ugh, it sucks that there are probably about to be a whole bunch of articles coming out mourning him and claiming that it’s not ok to celebrate his way too late death.

Other than that, crab-party

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

When I was depressed, I once told myself that if I just stay alive long enough I would get to see the day Dick Cheney died. stalin-feels-good

[–] Ecoleo@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago
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[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Democrats are gonna hold a really solemn funeral for the guy- or at least push for it, aren't they

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

#dickanda forever

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

Wasn’t gonna have a drink today, but…

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

trump-who-must-go

He just died? Wow. * blue jean baby * I didn't know that. You're telling me * LA lady * now for the first time. He led an * seamstress for the band * amazing life. What else can you say? He was an amazing man. * pretty eyed * Whether you agreed or not, he was an amazing man * pirate smile * who led an amazing life. I'm actually saddened to hear that. * you'll marry a music man * I am saddened to hear that. Thank you very much. * ballerina* * ...

[–] huf@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

i bet his heart is still pumping though

(he hadnt had a pulse since 2010 or something?)

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

Considering his heart issues him making it to his 80s at all was a medical anomaly. Only the good die young.

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

He didn't die soon enough for my tastes, but hey, I'll take the W where I can.

crab-party

EDIT: To add to the schadenfreude, I present the following:

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

another kkkrakkker down unlimited genocide on the first world

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago
[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Just a century too late. Apologies to the rest of the world for the monsters the US constantly produces

[–] astronot@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Oh no, not the rising young star of the new Democrat party! What ever will we do?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 1 month ago
[–] git@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago
[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

I hope he went out painfully.

crab-party

I feel relief wash over my body hearing this news

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Serious? You're not pulling a funny? Someone evil died for once?!

crab-party

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

LMFAOOOOOO GET FUCKEDDDDDDDDD

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

hexcrab-party hexcrab-party hexcrab-party hexcrab-party hexcrab-party

I hope somebody put a wooden stake in him to make sure he stays dead.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago
[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet: packwatch

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

dude was heartless (literally) for like 20 years, wild

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[–] spudnik@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Ah damn, who are the dems going to get to campaign for them in the midterms now?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

CNN right on command mourning him and pointing out that in between bombing iraq and torturing muslim men he said "orange man bad".

[–] redbear@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 month ago

I know that you got a job Ms Cheney But your husband's heart problems complicating

Props there's some good in the world mister frodo

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

His heart problem is no longer complicating.

[–] flees@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago
[–] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

BREAKING: In his final moments, Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Normally this sort of joke is fun but in this case I find it very distasteful and somewhat upsetting. I really do not like this sort of joke for Dick Cheney. The man murdered over a million Muslims and it's gross to even imagine him converting or being accepted as a convert on his deathbed. For a comparably gross joke, imagine someone saying "Hitler converted to Judaism in the bunker".

If God is real, Cheney must burn in Hell for there to be any semblance of justice.

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[–] unaware@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

We've evaded the Dick Cheney (D) - J.D. Vance (R) timeline

[–] TrippyFocus@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago

Ayyy RIP BOZO

[–] SummerIsTooWarm@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I hope he suffered in the end

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