I wonder if it is biologically possible to grow a cannabis-tomato hybrid. Like a tomacco, but it's actually a cannato.
Cannatoes could be used to make pizza into an edible, which might be too much for mere human minds to comprehend.
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Just infuse the oil to make the dough.
THC oil in the dough, cannatoe-based sauce with dried ground weed added as a garnish... might just send you straight to God.
Forgot the pineapple
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It's a mushroom pizza, right?
Could do, weed and shrooms go well together.
That's an extra item upcharge. They always get ya.
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I can make pizza into an edible right now just using cannabutter with the pizza crust.
Putting cannabutter in pizza is insidious, imagine eating pizza because you got the munchies, which then gives you the munchies again.
You know.....you didn't have to say that! Now I'm hungry for, and excited to try a pizza edible that doesn't exist!
Great. Now I'm hungry AND sober...
i keep neglecting to turn my budder into lemon curd. i really need to do that, lemon curd is ridiculously easy in a pressure cooker.
so you can make tomacco because the roots are what make the nicotine. swap the roots of a tomato plant and a tobacco plant and you can get tomacco (nicotine tomatoes) and nicotine-free tobacco.
the THC (and minor cannabinoids) in cannabis is in the flowers, but i don't know if the THC is made there. we don't smoke tobacco roots to my knowledge, but this is about the extent of my education on the subject.
The chemical production actually occurs in the trichomes themselves, so you need unfertilized female flowers,, or at least sugar leaves, to (eventually) produce THC. Although the plant doesnt directly produce THC, it produces things like CBGa and THCa which get broken down through a process called decarboxylation (removing the carboxyl group from a molecule and replacing it with hydrogen.) into CGB and THC. The most common way to decarb it is with heat through smoking, vaping or cooking but some decarboxylation also happens naturally over time during the curing process after harvest.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3165946/
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11050509/
I was unfortunately in the hospital for a week or so when these were starting to flower and they got really stressed out from lack of water but they came out alright in the end.
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I don't know specifically, but generally hybrids need to be in the same genus. Tomatoes are nightshades and I think cannabis is in the bamboo side of things.
Hear me out: cannabis/bamboo hybrid. You just pluck a stalk and the whole thing is a smokable, natural pipe, ready to go.
Ans theb you shove it in the ground and it grows a whole new forest.
You are correct, they need to be related. A fun fact most don't know (you probably do though):
Tomatoes are related to potatoes!
The both come from the same nightshade family: Solanaceae.
tomatoes and cannabis are both brassica it's fine
Instructions unclear... I crossed them and got a really thc heavy ketchup instead.
i was being a dork but "special" salsa sounds really good right now
and I was being a dork about saying it, but damn, imagine some nachos with a salsa like that.
I did a tomato potato graft back on the day
They are in the same family as hops, interesting beer?
Dude, shut up and pass the bong.
I cannot recommend enough to NOT smoke nightshades other than tobacco, the fact that they contain microscopic amounts of nicotine is somewhat offset by the OTHER alkaloids.
Yeah, that’s what happens when you buy tomato plants off Terry in your local.
I've seen this before, those are ornamental tomato plants.
Marijuana's a lot more difficult to grow than this. You need to keep the males and females separate.
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From this far away, looks like you can expect plenty of mangoes in the summer.
Oooo, that looks like headaches, not highs.
Why's that? Because it's all leaves and no buds?
Exactly. Chances are at that height it's gone to seed and is now hemp.
Whats the joke?
Those are cannabis plants, not tomatoes. Although botanically speaking cannabis and tomatoes are basically cousins, and have very similar growth requirements. So if you "accidentally" planted cannabis and fed it thinking you planted tomatoes then it would do quite well.
...so ppl gotta try smoking tomatoes?
I think they contain some nicotine, no?
They contain the mildly to moderately toxic alkaloid tomatine lol, you're gonna become a medical case study if you smoke the leaves.
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That's tomacco.
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While the Joke is that that’s definitely not a tomato plant…
Apparently tomato’s can do something like this if you fertilize with the wrong formula (I.e. high nitrogen).
Tried growing some tomatoes myself for the first time this year… gave em the same fertilizer I was giving everything else, and they exploded with green growth into a giant bush, but never produced a single tomato. A few flowers would bloom, it’d get some small green ones, then they’d just fall right off the bush a day latter.
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Whaaat?? "Tomatoes" don't grow that tall... Do they??
Depends on strain and growing conditions, but they can get over 20ft/6m tall
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