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The more I hear from this woman, the more I feel like there might actually be a decent heart deep down inside who wants to better her country, but is being hindered by an incredibly stupid brain that is calling the shots.
Remember that one of the biggest contributions to women's liberation was the invention of the washing machine.
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Um... yes??
Did you read the linked article? The regulation doesn't define ketchup as a vegetable. It explains how that was a thing people concocted to attack the proposed nutritional standards as being too lax.
Not sure if you made the recipe already, but I recommend baking it for longer than it calls for, because the "pourable pizza dough" is really watery and will be undercooked otherwise. You should probably bake it for an additional 7–8 minutes more than it says to bake it for before adding toppings, and then keep it in the oven for another extra 2–3 minutes once toppings are added. I get that school pizza does not necessarily taste great anyway, but I think this change improves the flavour a lot.
The State will spend hundreds of dollars a day to keep someone locked up but don't worry because they will make it back by skimping on five dollars worth of food and serving people mystery product #4291 instead.
The rectangular pizza is not actually that processed. It comes from a US Department of Agriculture recipe and you can make it at home using common grocery store ingredients, although the USDA recipe is intended to make 100 servings.
The recipe does call for something called "pourable pizza dough" but there's a recipe for that too and it's basically just very thick pancake batter.
Edit: https://www.tastinghistory.com/recipes/schoollunchcheesepizza
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