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Nah. This is Reno or the older part of Vegas.

Portland would be a psychic that does couples colonics and taxes.

If we're talking downtown Portland, you can't forget the attached oddity museum or drag queen bar.

9... tomorrow.

I hope he is so humiliated by this that he quits driving altogether.

'Why are you treating me like a criminal?'

Because you entitled drunk driving prick: You WERE a criminal at that moment.

I dog ear every book I read.

Party Lines...

Just be careful, there might be a Death Multiplier nearby too.

Mess-O-Potamias Best...

Consistency is Tut-ally off

I recently did my Title IX training modules from my laptop while fishing on a pier over the Pacific Ocean.

Was probably the best time I ever had doing Title IX training.

I truly feel I know how to sexually harass now... while holding a fishing rod.

Depends on how much he gets offered.

This calls for another Iranian Public Execution!

IRGC: Fuckem all.

Caribou Coffee is preferred in most of Minnesota anyways.