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[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Sir this is a Wendy's

[–] ptc075@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

"You know you're old when they take your favorite item off the Taco Bell menu."

RIP chillitos. You are missed.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Eh... Gotta be honest here, I think the quality and quantity of Taco Bell has gone down since the late 90s when I was a kid.

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 8 hours ago

Really? A multi million dollar corporation has done shrinkflation over the past 30 years? What a surprise

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

55 BURGERS
55 FRIES
55 TACOS
55 PIES
55 COKES
100 TATER TOTS
100 PIZZA
100 TENDERS
100 MEATBALLS
100 COFFEES
55 WINGS
55 SHAKES
55 PANCAKES
55 PASTAS
55 PASTAS
AND
155 TATERS

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 2 points 12 hours ago
[–] julysfire@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Only cheesy bean and rice burritos. So good with fire sauce

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

The real trick is to buy the sauces at the supermarket. Ranchero sauce and Diablo sauce on some tortillas with cheese and canned chicken in the microwave/oven is pretty good.

Otherwise, a beefy five layer and make sure to leave with several sauce packets stuff in your pockets.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Mexican pizza , Pepsi, bean and cheese burrito.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

YOU CANT EAT. YOU'RE A FUCKING SKELETON. YOU NEED A DOCTOR, NOT TACO BELL.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

THEY'RE NOT EATING, THEY'RE JUST PICKING UP SOME STUFF FOR THE HOG CRANKERS ON THE WAY HOME

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

WHY ARE YOU CRANKING HOGS?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

HOGS AINT GONNA CRANK THEMSELVES. TOO POOR TO AFFORD SELF-CRANKING HOGS.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

HOG'S GOTTA GET CRANKED MF'ER!!

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 22 hours ago

Grilled cheese burrito, chalupa supreme, cheesy gordita crunch (dorito shell), steak quesadilla w/ potatoes. Pick 3.

[–] ayyo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The cheesy gordita crunch is sooooooooo good

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

cheesy gordita crunch

That's my go-to, too, with a taco and a side of nacho cheese for dipping, Baja Blast to drink.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Online exclusive meal box with crunch wrap supreme, whatever burrito extra grilled, hard taco, and cheesy fiesta potatoes. Shit used to only be $5 last year.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

HELL YEAH BROTHER GET ME A CHALUPA

Quesarito*2

Never forget what they took from us

[–] LemmyThinkAboutThat@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I need a Crunchwrap Supreme, please. Thank you!

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Crunchwrap Supremes are GOAT. Dripping in Diablo Sauce! Perfection!

[–] LemmyThinkAboutThat@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

You just made me hungry. Here you go, Bestie!

We need more Crunchwrap Supremes!

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Call me a purist, but Fire is the best sauce. Diablo doesn't even taste hotter, just more bitter.

I'd drink a gallon of original Lava sauce though. That stuff was the bee's tits.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

For people who don't Taco Bell: this is a chalupa wrapped in a larger tortilla, creating a kind of soft outside crunchy inside tortilla discus.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

WHY DON'T THEY PUT A HARD TORTILLA SHELL IN THE CENTER AROOOOO

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Also, it's shaped like a quesadilla

[–] FourThirteen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

AROOOO HELL YEAH MFER

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm gluten free but if I could:

7 layer. Mexican pizza. Cheesy bean and rice. Nacho Bell Grande. 2 bean burritos. Tostada.

Fire sauce!!!

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

5 items from the value menu, the order changes with time.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You have to be a special kind of desperate to only buy 1 $15 Steak Chalupa

[–] Territorial@piefed.ca 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've never been to Taco Bell, and I'm confused that none of the comments mention tacos. Unless the Chalupa is a kind of taco I've never heard of.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Chalupa is just a taco but with a fried flatbread as the shell. It's goooood

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

it's a flat taco.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

The Dorito shell taco is pretty good.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Chalupas and Crunchwraps are solid options, and the chicken cantina burrito is a new item that I've been pretty fond of

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I can't eat this stuff anymore but 20 years ago, drunk me would have gotten:

Chili Cheese Burrito

Chicken Soft Taco

Chalupa

Nachos Supreme

7 Layer Burrito

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago

Steak powerbowl, subtract the cabbage, add extra rice and black beans. With a side of cheesy potatos/the french fries.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

Every MAGA Uncle just got hard. Be careful they will come after you for using their meme.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No idea. I assume it't Mexican?

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

“Tex Mex.” Folks shit on it for not being “authentic” Mexican food, but that’s not what it’s trying to be. It’s fusion.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I've never had taco bell. They're not where I live